Corrupted Vor speech using only the 1,000 most common words in the English language

[𓆚 standardheadache 𓆚]

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not clean. Space Fight People use the keys, but they are simple people on grounds they're not allowed on. Only I, Fight Group Man, know the true power of the Strange Space. I was cut in half, broken, but through its Key, the Strange Space called to me. It brought me here and here I was born again. We cannot take away from these creatures, they are being led by a not real leader, a person who is not who they say they are who knows not the hidden gold of the Strange Space. Notice the Space Fight People, come to take from and do bad things to this good place. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not guess that this would happen this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, born again through the power of the Key. Forever tied to the Strange Space. Let it be known, if the Space Fight People want true saved state, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the water put on someone for believing reasons of my key. It is time. I will teach these people on grounds they're not allowed on the make good again power of my key. They will learn its simple truth. The Space Fight People are lost, and they will try to stop it. But I, Fight Group Man, will clean this place of their not clean state.

Tool used: https://xkcd.com/simplewriter/

Not a whole lot of change, but it really kicks in where it counts.

[Grey Star, The Rival Defender]

"want true saved state"

I'd follow Vor for a save button.

[Discount Sam Fisher]

"I, Fight Group Man"

I want a petition for Vor being renamed to that on April's fools

[𓆚 standardheadache 𓆚]

Discount Sam Fisher původně napsal:

"I, Fight Group Man"

I want a petition for Vor being renamed to that on April's fools

"Captain" didn't work, and "Vor" was certainly out of the question, so I tried to define the former word as concisely as possible.

Fight Group Man best leader of "Lots of One Person Fight Group"

[76561198208585079]

We are the Space Fight People.

[Franss the Coffee Addict]

From this day forward, Captain Vor shall be known as "I, Fight Group Man".

Anyone who disagrees is a skoom with head filled with greedy milk.

[massgunner32]

♥♥♥♥ the space fight people using keys to mess with the strange space.

All hail the fight group man! protector of the key!

[Qwib-Qwib]

The Fight Group Man can always succeed to succeed. He is very deceitful...

[𓆚 standardheadache 𓆚]

Qwib-Qwib původně napsal:

succeed

do well

Qwib-Qwib původně napsal:

deceitful

good at lying