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Lana and the Milking Table is a RenPy railroad visual novel.

You won a "Free All Day Massage" at a five star massage parlor called Flow Massage. You of course suspect it is just a scam. Since you're going to be in the area any way you decide to stop in and collect. You meet Lana at the front desk and let her know you have an appointment. She verifies that the free all day massage is part of their marketing campaign and is legitimate.

Lana leads you to the massage room and has you take a shower as she prepares for your massage. When you exit the shower you see Lana dress in a lacy outfit, all ready for your massage.

This is a typical railroad visual novel, there are choices to make, but they have only a minor impact on the story. During the course of your massage Lana needs to call in reinforcements as things aren't going as planned. There are three different women who service you during the course of your "treatment".

There was one spot that could have been handled better, when you're on your back. I suspect it was done due to the graphics being used.

The art is very limited to the characters and the table. Kind of like a one room play. This helps the story, rather than hinder it. The animations could use some more frames, as they are a bit jerky.

There is no Gallery. You can use the save slots to save your favorite scenes.

This title is wall to wall action with the story playing a bit part. The art is amazing. Ace X is a developer to keep an eye on.

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Lana and the Milking Table takes players on a provocative journey filled with fantasy and exploration. Developed as a visual novel by Ace X, this game offers a unique experience centered around a free massage that unfolds into a magical and sensual adventure.



Lana and the Milking Table presents an intriguing premise that starts with the player winning a free all-day massage at Flow Massage, a renowned parlor. Although initially skeptical, you decide to explore this seemingly too-good-to-be-true opportunity. As you enter the parlor, you are greeted by Lana, an exceptionally beautiful masseuse who exudes an air of flirtation. From the moment you meet her, it becomes evident that this massage will be unlike any other you have experienced before.

Lana leads you to the massage room, where she instructs you to take a shower and prepare for the session. As you emerge from the shower, you find Lana dressed in a seductive lacy outfit, ready to provide you with an unforgettable massage. The atmosphere becomes increasingly charged with anticipation and sensuality.

As the massage progresses, Lana's magical powers are revealed, transforming the experience into a fantastical journey. The boundaries of reality blur as Lana introduces you to a world where tables possess enchanting milking abilities. Amidst this surreal setting, Lana's teasing and sensual dialogue add to the allure and anticipation.

However, the massage takes an unexpected turn when Lana encounters a problem that she needs to solve. The storyline evolves as Lana calls for reinforcements, leading to the introduction of three additional masseuses who offer their unique services to assist in the resolution of the issue.

Throughout this sensual adventure, the game delves into exploration, including made-up anatomical jargon, as you navigate the magical and fantastical elements of the story. The narrative offers surprising twists and turns, ensuring that players remain engaged and curious about the outcome.

Lana and the Milking Table caters to those with specific fantasies and desires, providing an unconventional yet captivating storyline that seamlessly blends sensuality and fantasy. It explores the boundaries of imagination and offers an experience that is both titillating and enthralling.

Whether or not this type of narrative appeals to you, Lana and the Milking Table delivers a unique and daring experience that is sure to leave a lasting impression on those who dare to delve into its enchanting world.


Lana and the Milking Table primarily operates as a Ren'Py railroad visual novel, offering a linear progression with limited choices that have minor effects on the story. Throughout the massage, Lana encounters difficulties and calls for reinforcements, leading to encounters with three different women who provide their unique services. The gameplay focuses on immersing players in the unfolding narrative, with exploration of fictional anatomical jargon and sensual dialogue being key components.


The game's visuals primarily revolve around character designs and the massage table, akin to a one-room play. While the limited artwork doesn't hinder the storytelling, it would have benefited from more detailed animations, as some scenes feel slightly jerky. The render quality is commendable, showcasing the developer's attention to detail. However, the variations in animation quality might leave players wanting more consistency. The game lacks voiceovers or moans, which may be seen as a downside. The audio design could have been enhanced to further immerse players in the sensual atmosphere.

• Unique and daring premise, catering to specific desires and fantasies.
  
• Engaging storyline with unexpected twists and turns.
  
• Well-executed character designs and attention to visual detail.
  
• Reasonable pricing for the content provided.
  
• Smooth animations in select scenes.

• Limited interactivity and minor impact of choices on the overall story.
  
• Inconsistent animation quality, with some scenes feeling lacking.
  
• Absence of a gallery feature to easily revisit favorite scenes.
  
• Lack of voiceovers or moans, reducing immersion.
  
• Relatively short playtime, making it a brief experience.

Lana and the Milking Table is a visual novel that explores a niche genre, focusing on sensual and fantastical experiences. With its daring premise, engaging storyline, and commendable visual design, the game caters to individuals seeking a unique and immersive encounter. While the limited interactivity and animation inconsistencies may detract from the overall experience, the reasonable price point makes it an enticing option for those interested in this particular genre. Ace X showcases potential as a developer, and with further improvements, they could deliver even more captivating and fulfilling titles in the future.

Rating: 6.5/10
Uhhhhh mooo?

So the third Ace x game is finally on steam. This one is between 40mins - 1 hour long, and unlike the other two titles, it doesn't have minigames or trivia to unlock the scenes. It's a pure kinetic novel, so you won't find routes or meaningful choices here.

The render quality is on par with the other ones which is great. Animations do vary in quality: some are just as great as in the other games, sadly most of them are at the "lets switch 3 frames around" level, it's a bit disappointing to be honest.

Buy it AS PART OF the publisher bundle or at least at 40% off. It is cheap, sure, but if you have that 5 bucks to spend just get Emma in the library.

It's not bad, but not particularly great either.

Less than an hour of content but honestly pretty good for the reasonable price of $5.

This is a visual novel with almost no choices (fortunately one choice early on to avoid sounding, yikes). It's just an interactive pornographic experience of being on a milking table operated by, spoiler alert, succubi. Steamy content, animations of varying quality ranging from "why bother animating this scene" to "wow that's pretty smooth and great."

Maybe watch a milking table video on the internet before you buy this game if you are unsure if you will like it.

I would recommend this game only on sale for like 2$, not more. It's really not against the game, but for the length and the animation quality, it's just not there with this one. I wish some scenes were more animated, not just 2 or 3 frames. Again, this was probably made as a side game before Escape from Ivy & Piper but I would recommend the later one instead.

Worth getting on sale only

Short and linear but very good scenes. There's no voiceovers or moans so thats also a con but
for the price point its pretty good for the length especially when I'm skipping through dialogue.

If the devs keep making stuff like this with the same price I would happily purchase them or even lengthier ones.

On discount, this is a recommend from me.
The story is short and simple, and it takes about an hour to play through the game.

This game doesn't pretend to be anything it's not. This is a porn game, with a story that caters the erotic scenes.
The main appeal of "Lana and the Milking Table", for me, are the three women, and their animations. It's clear that the dev has a talent for positioning, posing and movement. The models are varied enough, though Lana is by far my personal favorite, with Olivia second.

This game doesn't shy away from kinks such as sounding, rimming and prostate stimulation. Though players can decide if they like this content or not, and optionally skip it.

One criticism I have, is that it's sometimes unclear when an animation is a short loop or a longer animation with a finish. This can cause players to accidentally click through. It would be good if the dev would somehow telegraph that a current scene is worth watching to completion.

For the price of a Latte you will get some amazing entertainment.
Short and sweet. Ton of replay value.
Visuals are spectacular.
Decided to buy all of their collection.

"Lana and the Milking Table" is an adult vn; a fantasy coming true! It's what most fantasize about when thinking of a massage and then some! Many parts of the story are totally unrealistic and fictional but they help with giving a reason behind this crazy hot fantasy! Have you ever wondered how it would be if you wouldn't stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Or why something like this could happen? Find out in this sexy vn!

It's a short story with its own rules and amazing positions! Yes, the developer could had made the scenes even smoother but for this price, it's more than fine! You'll want to feel it all! Over and over and over again! All the girls are fantastic! If you are even slightly interested by the trailer -and if you are reading the reviews, you are- buy it! Fully uncensored.

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Lana and the Milking Table takes players on a provocative journey filled with fantasy and exploration. Developed as a visual novel by Ace X, this game offers a unique experience centered around a free massage that unfolds into a magical and sensual adventure.



Lana and the Milking Table presents an intriguing premise that starts with the player winning a free all-day massage at Flow Massage, a renowned parlor. Although initially skeptical, you decide to explore this seemingly too-good-to-be-true opportunity. As you enter the parlor, you are greeted by Lana, an exceptionally beautiful masseuse who exudes an air of flirtation. From the moment you meet her, it becomes evident that this massage will be unlike any other you have experienced before.

Lana leads you to the massage room, where she instructs you to take a shower and prepare for the session. As you emerge from the shower, you find Lana dressed in a seductive lacy outfit, ready to provide you with an unforgettable massage. The atmosphere becomes increasingly charged with anticipation and sensuality.

As the massage progresses, Lana's magical powers are revealed, transforming the experience into a fantastical journey. The boundaries of reality blur as Lana introduces you to a world where tables possess enchanting milking abilities. Amidst this surreal setting, Lana's teasing and sensual dialogue add to the allure and anticipation.

However, the massage takes an unexpected turn when Lana encounters a problem that she needs to solve. The storyline evolves as Lana calls for reinforcements, leading to the introduction of three additional masseuses who offer their unique services to assist in the resolution of the issue.

Throughout this sensual adventure, the game delves into exploration, including made-up anatomical jargon, as you navigate the magical and fantastical elements of the story. The narrative offers surprising twists and turns, ensuring that players remain engaged and curious about the outcome.

Lana and the Milking Table caters to those with specific fantasies and desires, providing an unconventional yet captivating storyline that seamlessly blends sensuality and fantasy. It explores the boundaries of imagination and offers an experience that is both titillating and enthralling.

Whether or not this type of narrative appeals to you, Lana and the Milking Table delivers a unique and daring experience that is sure to leave a lasting impression on those who dare to delve into its enchanting world.


Lana and the Milking Table primarily operates as a Ren'Py railroad visual novel, offering a linear progression with limited choices that have minor effects on the story. Throughout the massage, Lana encounters difficulties and calls for reinforcements, leading to encounters with three different women who provide their unique services. The gameplay focuses on immersing players in the unfolding narrative, with exploration of fictional anatomical jargon and sensual dialogue being key components.


The game's visuals primarily revolve around character designs and the massage table, akin to a one-room play. While the limited artwork doesn't hinder the storytelling, it would have benefited from more detailed animations, as some scenes feel slightly jerky. The render quality is commendable, showcasing the developer's attention to detail. However, the variations in animation quality might leave players wanting more consistency. The game lacks voiceovers or moans, which may be seen as a downside. The audio design could have been enhanced to further immerse players in the sensual atmosphere.

• Unique and daring premise, catering to specific desires and fantasies.
  
• Engaging storyline with unexpected twists and turns.
  
• Well-executed character designs and attention to visual detail.
  
• Reasonable pricing for the content provided.
  
• Smooth animations in select scenes.

• Limited interactivity and minor impact of choices on the overall story.
  
• Inconsistent animation quality, with some scenes feeling lacking.
  
• Absence of a gallery feature to easily revisit favorite scenes.
  
• Lack of voiceovers or moans, reducing immersion.
  
• Relatively short playtime, making it a brief experience.

Lana and the Milking Table is a visual novel that explores a niche genre, focusing on sensual and fantastical experiences. With its daring premise, engaging storyline, and commendable visual design, the game caters to individuals seeking a unique and immersive encounter. While the limited interactivity and animation inconsistencies may detract from the overall experience, the reasonable price point makes it an enticing option for those interested in this particular genre. Ace X showcases potential as a developer, and with further improvements, they could deliver even more captivating and fulfilling titles in the future.

Reviewer: Midplayz
Uhhhhh mooo?

Rating: 6.5/10

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