I ♥♥♥♥♥d and I cried at the ending, I really need to take a step back and reevaluate my life
10/10

making positive reviews for hentai games recommends them to your friends which ruins their steam store page with hentai games

Received as Christmas gift to the dismay of our lord and savior.

>Conquered the world
>Got the girl
>Ejaculated relentlessly
>Lost respect of my friends and family

Thoroughly enjoyed it
10/10

New feature to hide our game is groundbreaking innovation. I don't need to block my relatives, friends, and colleagues anymore.

low point in my life

I spend all my money and time playing Steam pornographic games (in fact, I think it's a good way to ensure happiness, in the sense of Saint Augustine: "enjoy what you can have") . It's a tiring and sometimes shameful journey, but very rewarding since every day I discover so much about myself, my hidden flaws, the origin of my insatiable desire, the love that springs from my heart, the violence in me too, my frustrations...

I hope I can guide you in this world full of scams and deception. Believe me, there are some real gems here too.
So I'm going to do a review of this game since I finished it recently.

The Arrogant Kaiju Princess isn't a scam, but buy it during the sales and play it on windowed as an appetizer.

This is a fairly 2D well-animated hentai-style management game with regular recurring H-scenes between decent mini-games.

The Kaiju Princess remains on her throne at all times, with the exception of certain interactions and sexual relationships. You'll work for her and yourself every day, with a limited number of action points to spend on various activities: exploring, fighting, training, making Kaiju happy and easier to please in bed, spending money on sexual benefits and boosts… and intercourse with Kaiju at the end of the day, of course.

The non-sex game mechanics are functional and balanced, but it's mostly filler (which I appreciate, I'm not here to play 10 hours for 1 minute of sex).

There's a small 2D map where you'll conquer a few towns to satisfy Kaiju, find free stuff and money, and be rewarded by banging a new village chief each time (very consensual hentai vaginal sex, with a bit sadism sometimes). This will be an opportunity to get new clothes for Kaiju and unlock bonus sex scenes. The hero you play as is a GenZ boy, too thin, with long black hair and no charisma. Thank goodness we only see his dong during scene H.

This journey is interspersed with funny-to-annoying dialogue in a few different environments, mainly with Kaiju. You won't read everything (especially if you're in a horny ascendant mood), you'll click, click, click until it's finally done.

The daily Kaiju Sex Workshop falls somewhere between satisfaction and boredom. It takes time and effort to unlock all the possibilities, so it will be repetitive for a long time.

After a few hours, you will be able to unlock everything and enjoy sex a little more without wanting to win mini-games. You can also return to your sex gallery at any time.

Conclusion:
There are a lot of bad "hentai" games on Steam, as expansive as they are empty, ugly and lifeless. On the contrary, Kaiju is quite decent and deserves your attention, without too many expectations.

Number of true orgasms achieved while playing it: 3.

A Russian hacker hacks this game into my account, I swear.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to take a look at himself in the mirror and wonder how exactly he reached such a place.
You have to truly ponder what decisions you have made along the way that brought you to the place of your final reckoning.

It is still unclear, even to me, why I purchased this game.
There isn't anything wrong with it, with those nudity scenes throughout it's perfectly stellar. But when you look at it as a choice, you realize just how flawed you and the rest of humanity is.

What drove me to purchase such a game? What part of my soul felt so empty that I thought a virtual girl could fill it?
When I look into the boundless depths of my own loneliness I see a pool of reflection. My face isn't there, there is no face. There are only tears in that pool, tears of shame and loss and confusion.

If it were up to me again I know I would purchase it in a heartbeat, I know I would load it up and skip through the countless window prompts so I can have a single morsel of pornographic images which are readily available online.
Yet, despite the abundance of naked virtual women waiting in the digital sphere, I still chose to purchase this game and devote hours of my life to it. That time will never return to me, it is lost just like my soul and just like the time I fear I may never find it again.

There is something broken within me, something that desires sensation beyond my reach, something that whimpers every single night with the knowledge that there is no true Princess, it is a merely an illusion.
In my pursuit to find meaning in this long life, I sought the colorful lights and sounds of a world that only exists in a pop up window on my computer.

I am unsure what the moral of this review is, I am unsure about my place within the universe, all I know is that no amount of virtual girls can cure the vast rot that has overtaken me

Felt so empty after finishing the game... both my heart and my balls..

WE NEED MORE KAIJU PRINCESS

You get screamed at and called useless in the first 5 minutes. I have never been happier.
The tits are a bonus.