Candy Cadet Stories:

[D.A.R.K.]

FIRST STORY:
"I will tell you a story about a family that missed the most important opportunity in their lives. It was a limited-time offer that included a family-style pizza with all their favorite toppings, it also came with a side of fries, mozzarella sticks, extra large, soft drinks, and a toy surprise. It was only $49.99, since while supplies lasted, they did not purchase the food and they all died."

SECOND STORY:
Now let me tell you a story about a young woman who, when she was little, was led into a dark forest by a witch and almost eaten. She had fallen for the friendly voice without discernment and was led astray, she had escaped before being thrown into the oven but, would have a scar for the rest of her life. When she had grown she sought revenge on the Witch and entered the forest again willingly this time with the confidence of age and experience. She was greeted at the mouth of the forest by a young boy who offered to help guide her through the darkness. She welcomed the help and followed the young boy over the river through the jacket trees and toward a small house, "come", the boy said, "Press here before killing the witch". The young woman was tired and would kill the witch in the morning, she followed the boy into the house the oven door closed the witch would finally have her meal"

Sorry for bad interpretation, I tried to make the more coherent as possible.