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"mortal banana"
You and your name is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke sweetheart.
Must try harder to troll.
On topic: how females get away from the kitchen is beyond me, I mean...are their masters making the chain too long?
This is a n00b-mistake. Reinforced steel can help, and putting beartraps around the kitchen is helpful. This is also a double-benefit, as bears can also smell their monthly mood-changes - so protects your investment.
Be warned though, you must make the noose tight, as some women use the vegtable oil as a loosening substance and can get free - but they never get far.
https://youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs
Too right mate XD
This. Also, competent troll thread.