Doomguy vs Duke vs Caleb vs Gordon vs Ranger vs Turok

[Unseen]

Who wins?

[Thermal Lance]

Would be a final standoff between Doomguy and Caleb tbh. I'm not so sure how it would end. But, Turok in particular would be 50 shades of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IMO.

[Unseen]

I think turoks got a huge advantage if you go by game rules and not super powered lore rules. Turoks weapons are ridiculously overpowered. Nuke guns, fusion weapons, he's got about 3 different kinds of mega weapons. Altho my money's on ranger just cause he's like doomguy cept his power ups are better. And he's killed dark gods.

[OutSIdeOfTheBoX (chrisvig71)]

Doom guy can spam the bfg... I think Gordon has a chance of winning if he play with brain, but if he just mindless shoot his weapons are very weak compared to everyone... As far I know I think doom guy, Turok has a lot of powerful Weapons too though... Maybe he win... ... But if I know something is that it will be a memorable battle... Very intense... Even too much

[Captain n00by]

DooM Guy is all rage and The Chainsaw (tm), Duke is witty one liners and The Boot (tm), Caleb is the dark anti-hero and The Voodoo Doll (tm), Gordon is brains and The Crowbar (tm), Ranger is also rage and The Axe (tm) and Turok is fearlessness and The Knife (tm).

I dunno man, seems a pretty even field here, altho there is one action hero that puts them all to shame - Action Man! (aka the most corny action figure ever)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEbFVZChAbQ

[Electric Cupcake]

No Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 or Security Officer Mjolnir Recon 54 or Lo Wang (the real one, not the lame reboot impostor)?

Also, Blake Stone, Corvus, Baratus, Parias and Daedolon

[Le Perv]

Well no body, as there's no reason for them to fight each other. At most maybe Doomguy and Caleb fight but not the others. That being said Turok would most likely win because of the Chronoscepter, but if we were going by lore Doomguy would probably win.

[angstlicht]

Originally posted by Electric Cupcake:

No Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 or Security Officer Mjolnir Recon 54 or Lo Wang (the real one, not the lame reboot impostor)?

Also, Blake Stone, Corvus, Baratus, Parias and Daedolon

Also in the mosh pit you may find Brick Sledge, Petton Everhail, BJ Blazkowicz, Bitterman and Joker and Stepchild, Noah, Kyle Katarn, Pierce Brosnan's James Bond, Ellen Ripley, Tri-Optimum Hacker, Hiro Miyamoto, Prisoner 849, JC Denton, John Clark and Ding Chavez, Sergeant Eddings, Samus Aran and perhaps most importantly, Chexman.

https://youtu.be/SmrqV8qacpE

[Unseen]

Originally posted by 76561198066568156:

Well no body, as there's no reason for them to fight each other. At most maybe Doomguy and Caleb fight but not the others. That being said Turok would most likely win because of the Chronoscepter, but if we were going by lore Doomguy would probably win.

It would happen if gman locked them all up in a void and made them. After all gman can do whatever he wants right just like Q?

[hj]

I bet Duke would be the ultimate bro to hang out with after a bad breakup.
Doomguy would break your furniture and rage, but might soften up if you show him a bunny.
Gordon is a dork. The others would break his glasses.
Caleb would want to hang out in a graveyard.
I don't know about the others
This didn't answer OP's question.

[Tuttermuts]

Ok, to settle this facebook quiz:

The character whomst shall be victorioust shall be *drumroll*
The one who posseses these following foreboding traits:

-Stable internet connection
-Low ping
-A skilled player behind the mouse/keyboard

There, that's your champ.

Now can we get back to bickering about freelook and filtered textures?

[Unseen]

I don't really think doomguys as bad as people say, dudes a soldier he went through basic training and he refused to fire on civs, to the point he beat up his commanding officer. This is a guy who would probably be very empathetic and talk about your feelings if you went there. I'm serious, dude was probably an animal abuse activist too.

Now duke, duke would be ok to hang out with, maybe.. Depends, he seems like a good guy, but he also seems like all he'd care about is getting tail so he would probably rather have a beer with a chick.

Dying aint much of a living kid. This one quote I think sums up dukes morality, he don't like death, he thinks its bad, he's basically saying better to live than die. To me that points at an empathetic dude. And when he sees what aliens are doing to people he says, this pisses me off. Probably would be a good guy to hang with.

[Captain n00by]

Originally posted by Unseen:

Dying aint much of a living kid.

"Noone steals our chicks... and lives!"

and

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum"

EDIT: oh yeah, and thisone is great too

"You face, your ass, what's the difference?"

[Unseen]

Well he's right those aliens are butt ugly.

[BurgerJoe]

Always bet on Duke...where's Lo Wang tho, he's got nukes

[Tuttermuts]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3amXZdcl910

Boneheads, the lot of you.