List of Fortune Cookie Quotes?

[DOS32]

I am trying to find a list, is there a list anywhere?

[Storm]

"Sorry, you no win this time, try again."
"Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk."
"No man is island, except Lo Wang."
"You should kill all business associates."
"You should not scratch yourself there."
"Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
"Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet ♥♥♥♥♥."
"Don't you know you the scum of society?!"
"Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam."
"You never going to score."
"You try harder get along. Be a nice man."
"26-31-43-82-16-29"
"Your chi attracts many chicks."
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
"There is much death in future."
"(c)1997,3DRealms fortune cookie company."

[Dae]

Most (if not all) of the quotes are also here:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Shadow_Warrior

Except it doesn't have the scrapped ones that ended up in Wanton Destruction.

[Rigormortis]

this one its the best in my opinion:
"Having sex its like playing bridge,
If you dont have a good partner,
You better have a good hand!"

[Reefermaggot666]

That's alot of fortune cookies