FEZ
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POLYTRONAUT  [developer] Apr 22, 2013 @ 5:18pm
it's #1 on steam right now and it's not even out yet.
you should boycott harder, nerds.

-phil

edit: thanks for an amazing first day on steam! we're all amazed by the reaction so far! we're going to need some kind of spreadsheet calculator to keep track of all these sales!
Last edited by POLYTRONAUT; Apr 22, 2013 @ 11:37pm
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Hazy Apr 22, 2013 @ 6:44pm 
Fishsticks, If I could bottle your ego and turn it into a sustainable energy source, I would be able to power the Earth for the rest of time.
Itzhak Schrader Apr 22, 2013 @ 6:46pm 
Originally posted by Cocyx The Gay Skeleton:
Originally posted by ......:
>just a heads up, irony is unpredictable like taht
Unpredictable If you lack talent enough to squeeze out a steaming pile of dung like Fez, Maybe.

Case. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-point.

Hmm, I have thoroughly reviewed the predictableness of my use of irony in the aformentioned quotes, and I concur that it may be percieved as a bit unbalanced for the average congitive awareness of a Steam Community Hub frequenter, so allow me to substitute:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m30mG3JKzA8
>FAiL FALI FAILA FAFALFALFJALJFALJFALILAIFJLAJFALIFJALIFJLAIJF FAIL IFALILJFFAILIFAL
AFAIL FAIL FAIL FIAL FAIL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIAAALLLLLLLLLL


>F is friends who do stuff together

>A is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who make 25$ a month to defend Fez

>I Ignora-....

Fez shill pls....
Originally posted by ......:
>FAiL FALI FAILA FAFALFALFJALJFALJFALILAIFJLAJFALIFJALIFJLAIJF FAIL IFALILJFFAILIFAL
AFAIL FAIL FAIL FIAL FAIL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIAAALLLLLLLLLL


>F is friends who do stuff together

>A is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who make 25$ a month to defend Fez

>I Ignora-....

Fez shill pls....

lol did you dryf*ck the keyboard for that one jeez louise
Last edited by Cocyx The Gay Skeleton; Apr 22, 2013 @ 6:48pm
aidsman Apr 22, 2013 @ 6:49pm 
actually it's #3 on the top seller list. maybe if you weren't such a ♥♥♥♥ it would be #1.
Delstius Apr 22, 2013 @ 6:51pm 
Guess i'm going to follow the guy advice and play this on my "spreadsheet" for free D:
Itzhak Schrader Apr 22, 2013 @ 6:52pm 
Originally posted by Cocyx The Gay Skeleton:
Originally posted by ......:
>FAiL FALI FAILA FAFALFALFJALJFALJFALILAIFJLAJFALIFJALIFJLAIJF FAIL IFALILJFFAILIFAL
AFAIL FAIL FAIL FIAL FAIL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIAAALLLLLLLLLL


>F is friends who do stuff together

>A is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who make 25$ a month to defend Fez

>I Ignora-....

Fez shill pls....

lol did you dryf*ck the keyboard for that one jeez louise

>Knows how to use irony but doesn't know how to identify irony.

Classic.

Lets say me and you take those 10 bucks, or was it 25? I forget? And get some Hookers in T.J.?

...or did phil already use it to get his lice-riddle beard shaved at the barber?
Originally posted by ......:
>Knows how to use irony but doesn't know how to identify irony.

no i just think u just like to dry hump key boards. what do you say to that, 4 chan mannerism guy
Last edited by Cocyx The Gay Skeleton; Apr 22, 2013 @ 6:54pm
verylifelike Apr 22, 2013 @ 6:55pm 
Why would we boycott Fez?
Last edited by verylifelike; Apr 22, 2013 @ 6:55pm
must4fab Apr 22, 2013 @ 6:58pm 
you need to complain harder phil.
i have pre-ordered for my spreadsheet machine
Stranger Apr 22, 2013 @ 7:00pm 
Originally posted by jazzglands:
Why would we boycott Fez?

That would be due to how much of a pill it's creator is, we must send a message that this behavior is not okay.
Itzhak Schrader Apr 22, 2013 @ 7:02pm 
Originally posted by Cocyx The Gay Skeleton:
Originally posted by ......:
>Knows how to use irony but doesn't know how to identify irony.




no i just think u just like to dry hump key boards. what do you say to that, 4 chan mannerism guy
>> originated on 4 chan
Welcome to the internet, Fez/Phil's ♥♥♥♥ Shill.
No I just think "u" just like to dry hump Phil Phuck-Phaggot's Leg for 10 Dol-... ♥♥♥♥♥, 25 Dollars.
Last edited by Itzhak Schrader; Apr 22, 2013 @ 7:06pm
Originally posted by ......:
>> originated on 4chan
Welcome to the internet, Fez/Phil's ♥♥♥♥ Shill.
No I just think "u" just like to dry hump Phil Phuck-Phaggot's Leg for 10 Dol-... ♥♥♥♥, 25 Dollars.

I cant read the words u are typing if you keep attempting to thrust your hips at th ekeyboard between every word. the keyboard isn't a hot anime babe ,stop
Itzhak Schrader Apr 22, 2013 @ 7:09pm 
Originally posted by Cocyx The Gay Skeleton:
Originally posted by ......:

the keyboard isn't a hot anime babe ,stop
Neither is Fez/Phaggot, stop.
yakubianx Apr 22, 2013 @ 7:09pm 
Will you be including spreadsheet-related DLC in order to appeal to the PC audience, Mr. Fish?
Originally posted by ......:
Neither is Fez/Phaggot, stop.

how about i give ya a swift karate chop to the larynx, buster brown. how would u feel about that.
Last edited by Cocyx The Gay Skeleton; Apr 22, 2013 @ 7:11pm
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