Woke Remaster/Remake

[MechromancerFTW]

So the oblivion remake what's the chance it'll be woke garbage like the last Bethesda game star field.

[Valden21]

Gah, OP, you keep throwing around the word "woke". To quote Inigo Montoya, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means".

[Mountaineer]

I, for one, hope they add more woke. I want a pronoun slider and pride flag-themed horse armor.

[spiric0m]

Vigilant epic gamers, stay away from oblivion! It was woke since 2006 - women are all ugly and are as good at fighting as men! Owner of the best sword of the game (Umbra) is a tree hugging mean looking female elf... This game shows dark elves, argonians and khajits living alongside each other just fine, which is not realistic as we all know crime rates commited by beastial races! Worst of all, the game pushes necrophilia as something tolerable!

Moreover, don't let yourself be fooled - the next game, Skyrim is even worse, having same sex marriages!

[Dashurohem]

Is Oblivion really being remastered or is it just some internet rumor?

[Valkyria]

Originally posted by Dashurohem:

Is Oblivion really being remastered or is it just some internet rumor?

Seems to be a lot of proof that it is.

[EcchiSketch]

Originally posted by Dashurohem:

Is Oblivion really being remastered or is it just some internet rumor?

There's several leaked documents from Bethesda that talk about it being in the works. Nothing confirmed from Beth, Zenimax, or Microsoft though

[theo]

By several you mean one

[psychotron666]

Originally posted by theo:

By several you mean one

Lol was literally gonna say this. There's a grand total of one document that hints at a remaster, not a remake. That was like a year and a half ago, and it was supposed to be revealed last January.

Now we're coming up on this January and some click bait gaming sites are all like "impending remake for oblivion being revealed this January, we're super serial this time!"

[Sevrojin]

Explain how tf they can make this game woke....

half the npcs in this version are female. half of the prominent npcs are also female .half the gods are seeming female oriented too

any argument about male or female being superior gets thrown right out the window because this world has Excessively heavy magic use and enchantments. making the real difference that may exist completely freaking moot.

that being said its now going to be 2025 and the western world is rebounding from this insanity.

hell look at Disney cancelling their trans stories.

[Blinky Dorf]

Adding this comment so I can come back to it after work and laugh at these people obsessed with "wokeism" as if a non-existent remake of a 17 year old Fantasy Racism Simulator game is going to affect their lives in any way
Emphasis on the "doesn't exist"

[Sevrojin]

Originally posted by Blinky Dorf:

Adding this comment so I can come back to it after work and laugh at these people obsessed with "wokeism" as if a non-existent remake of a 17 year old Fantasy Racism Simulator game is going to affect their lives in any way
Emphasis on the "doesn't exist"

wellp leaks do usually turn out to be true nowadays so im thinking while theres been no announcement its probably real.

and a second point to your continued vehement denial of the possiblility. do you honestly think bethesda will see the potential success and excitement around sky oblivion and not have any inclination to make it and sell it themselves?

[Valden21]

This is a GAME we're talking about here. Just a game. Has the gaming community forgotten the MST3K Mantra? As that show's theme song said, "If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, repeat to yourself 'This is just a show, and I just really should relax'". The anti-woke crowd is getting all up in arms because they're worried about something that MIGHT happen, involving something that may or may NOT even exist. Ditch the skooma, and leave the Shivering Isles, people.

[MechromancerFTW]

Originally posted by Valden21:

This is a GAME we're talking about here. Just a game. Has the gaming community forgotten the MST3K Mantra? As that show's theme song said, "If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, repeat to yourself 'This is just a show, and I just really should relax'". The anti-woke crowd is getting all up in arms because they're worried about something that MIGHT happen, involving something that may or may NOT even exist. Ditch the skooma, and leave the Shivering Isles, people.

There is a very good chance now with WokieSoft owning Bethesda.

[pope henry viii]

Oblivion's always been a game where you can make your character look like a disgusting freak so I assume that what worries you won't manifest in character creation. What exactly is it that you are concerned about them doing? Do you think Redguards are going to get +10 instead of -10 to INT, or that Females will all get +10 STR?

[theo]

Originally posted by Valden21:

This is a GAME we're talking about here. Just a game. Has the gaming community forgotten the MST3K Mantra? As that show's theme song said, "If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts, repeat to yourself 'This is just a show, and I just really should relax'". The anti-woke crowd is getting all up in arms because they're worried about something that MIGHT happen, involving something that may or may NOT even exist. Ditch the skooma, and leave the Shivering Isles, people.

I don't know who's getting all up, the comments here are mostly ironic.
But regardless of whether it will affect the non existent remake, wokeism is a problem