I have entirely reconsidered my review of Garten of Banban after nearly a full year of this game being a thing that has existed, along with the other installments up to GOB7 at the time of me writing this.

I'm not going to say Garten of Banban is the best game ever made in human history seriously, nor am I going to say it as a joke, nor will I claim Garten of Banban is "ruining indie horror" and that I will "bring justice to the Euphoric Brothers for bringing war and famine and plague upon our once peaceful land of mascot horror".

I looked inside myself and I can forgive the game for not running on my PC. I can forgive the game for looking like it was made in 45 minutes. My review will still stay as negative, as I believe Garten of Banban is somewhat flawed and could use some improvements from a programming and design standpoint, but I think during the past year we all just kinda got caught up in this massive hate wave simply because everyone else was doing it.

In the words of Toby Fox, "Indie developers need all the support they can get". Being able to make something out of nothing is a very admirable talent, and though I still question the effort that went into this game, I don't have it in me to hate the Euphoric Brothers for wanting to tell a story in video game format. They've seemed to sort of embrace the meme-like status of the game in later installments, and that made me realize something else.

Games don't necessarily have to be "good" in order to be good.

I sort of went off on a tangent, but basically I think this game could be better from a visual and programming standpoint, and I think the Euphoric Brothers could handle PR a bit better, but the game itself is okay I guess. I'm Jumbo Josh, brah.

she garten me off til i banban

hunt down the freeman was better

Took me 40 minutes to beat this game. The bird was so unbelievably sexy that I was too flustered to even get past the point where he was sitting there with his mouth open. The second I saw him looking at me in the hallway I knew that I would struggle to beat this game. Instead of trying to progress through the game I was sitting there just staring and fantasizing what it would be like if he was real. After edging myself to the ideas that I had about said bird, I finally was able to move on to the chair puzzle. Once I saw him sitting in the chair staring at me coming towards me I couldn't resist, I jumped out of my chair towards my monitor and broke it, but since it was the birds fault, I wasn't mad. After the bird got out chair and started running at me I had no choice but to climax. That sexy pink bird chasing me through a kindergarten is all that I have dreamed about since playing this game, I can't even think straight anymore, all my thoughts are haunted by this pink bird. That being said, I recommend this game to any fans of the horror genre, it is a masterpiece.

i can't handle the jump scare it makes me fart really hard

i liked the part when baban said "it's banin' time" and then gartened all over those guys

pirate the sequels

my horny ass could not work at garten of banban 10/10

im gonna kill myself

Poppy Playtime and it's consequences have been a disaster for modern indie horror.