Am I gay?

[Tealius Maximus]

So, I tried talking to that girl I really liked, one of the wizard's daughters... and she ran away as if I was an escaped khajiit slave asking to look at her purse. I kept trying to tell her how much I loved her, even saying some improvised poetry but all that came out was groans and wails.
But the thing is, my dreams have been infested with this muscular dunmer wearing nothing but three-eyed three-pronged mask, arm and leg wraps, and a loin cloth. He keeps telling me about this 'sixth house' and 'driving the mongrel dogs of the empire out' and I can't help but feel attracted to him. He's got this raw magnetism which makes me want to worship him. His voice is so handsome and his body so immaculate. Is this my mind telling me that I'm not into women but rather men?

[Virgil]

Yeah, definitely sounds like it.

[.eReN.]

Originally posted by Tealius Maximus:

So, I tried talking to that girl I really liked, one of the wizard's daughters... and she ran away as if I was an escaped khajiit slave asking to look at her purse. I kept trying to tell her how much I loved her, even saying some improvised poetry but all that came out was groans and wails.
But the thing is, my dreams have been infested with this muscular dunmer wearing nothing but three-eyed three-pronged mask, arm and leg wraps, and a loin cloth. He keeps telling me about this 'sixth house' and 'driving the mongrel dogs of the empire out' and I can't help but feel attracted to him. He's got this raw magnetism which makes me want to worship him. His voice is so handsome and his body so immaculate. Is this my mind telling me that I'm not into women but rather men?

Dude you are probably the chosen one!!!!! Look at this, i woke up one night hard af after i dreamed about naked Azura saying something about prophecy - check this out:

There is this prophecy about one fluffy dude
a male with claws. and balls covered in fur
when you meet him - tell him that he can be sure
that his life and his ass belongs to Dagoth Ur.


MAN THIS MUST BE YOU THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION! YOU ARE THE CHOOSEN ONE!

There was something about some naked body-positive fat dwemer too, but i can't remember now, but im sure that it was something kinky as f. Better be careful and don't go the red mountain alone at night, rly.

[Virgil]

Originally posted by .eReN.:

There was something about some naked body-positive fat dwemer too, but i can't remember now, but im sure that it was something kinky as f. Better be careful and don't go the red mountain alone at night, rly.

Oh hell yeah, you know they don't play games in the Red Mountain District.

[madgamer2]

children must play L-O-L

[Virgil]

Originally posted by madgamer2:

children must play L-O-L

Abandon them at the pawnbroker while you go to Desele's House of Earthly Delights. Suran is lit this time of year.

[Tealius Maximus]

Originally posted by .eReN.:

Originally posted by Tealius Maximus:

So, I tried talking to that girl I really liked, one of the wizard's daughters... and she ran away as if I was an escaped khajiit slave asking to look at her purse. I kept trying to tell her how much I loved her, even saying some improvised poetry but all that came out was groans and wails.
But the thing is, my dreams have been infested with this muscular dunmer wearing nothing but three-eyed three-pronged mask, arm and leg wraps, and a loin cloth. He keeps telling me about this 'sixth house' and 'driving the mongrel dogs of the empire out' and I can't help but feel attracted to him. He's got this raw magnetism which makes me want to worship him. His voice is so handsome and his body so immaculate. Is this my mind telling me that I'm not into women but rather men?

Dude you are probably the chosen one!!!!! Look at this, i woke up one night hard af after i dreamed about naked Azura saying something about prophecy - check this out:

There is this prophecy about one fluffy dude
a male with claws. and balls covered in fur
when you meet him - tell him that he can be sure
that his life and his ass belongs to Dagoth Ur.


MAN THIS MUST BE YOU THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION! YOU ARE THE CHOOSEN ONE!

There was something about some naked body-positive fat dwemer too, but i can't remember now, but im sure that it was something kinky as f. Better be careful and don't go the red mountain alone at night, rly.

N'wah, I am not one of those flea-ridden beast-folk who smoke Skooma every day, robs from hard-working dunmer and speaks as if I don't know what the first person means. I am a proud dunmer of Morrowind who's sick and tired of these damn outlanders coming into our proud nation and act like they own the place.

[.eReN.]

Originally posted by Tealius Maximus:

Originally posted by .eReN.:

Dude you are probably the chosen one!!!!! Look at this, i woke up one night hard af after i dreamed about naked Azura saying something about prophecy - check this out:

There is this prophecy about one fluffy dude
a male with claws. and balls covered in fur
when you meet him - tell him that he can be sure
that his life and his ass belongs to Dagoth Ur.


MAN THIS MUST BE YOU THERE IS NO OTHER OPTION! YOU ARE THE CHOOSEN ONE!

There was something about some naked body-positive fat dwemer too, but i can't remember now, but im sure that it was something kinky as f. Better be careful and don't go the red mountain alone at night, rly.

N'wah, I am not one of those flea-ridden beast-folk who smoke Skooma every day, robs from hard-working dunmer and speaks as if I don't know what the first person means. I am a proud dunmer of Morrowind who's sick and tired of these damn outlanders coming into our proud nation and act like they own the place.

Ah nevermind then, gotta look for the choosen one somewhere else.


Damn Azura will kill me...i already told her that i found the choosen one :|

[solidap]

What an offensive topic

I thought it was going to be about Caius Cosades

[Tealius Maximus]

Originally posted by solidap:

What an offensive topic

I thought it was going to be about Caius Cosades

Eww, why would I be attracted to an mongrel dog of the empire?

[.eReN.]

Originally posted by solidap:

What an offensive topic

I thought it was going to be about Caius Cosades

Don't you mean Gayus Cosades?

[Onikara Nightshade]

Easy test: Go to the House of Earthly Delights. If what you see does not interest you, then the answer is yes.

[MGB | Screaming Internally]

Yes.

[Boshiken]

"What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place."