Pizza Tower

Pizza Tower

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HiFolly Dec 7, 2023 @ 6:52pm
I've come to make an announcement:
Cacoon a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza tower. That's right, he took his boring ass art styled ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pizza tower, and he said his game was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Cacoon, you've got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my game looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All skill, no basic gameplay, no generic art style— look at that, it looks like two pizzas and a tower. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my election, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the the electors. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the electors, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON CACOON! How do you like that, Geometric Interactive?! I PISSED ON YOUR GAME, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ electors, now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!
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Professor Goku Dec 7, 2023 @ 8:07pm 
♥♥♥♥ the game awards
All my homies hate the game awards
Old_Albert Dec 8, 2023 @ 12:14am 
Cacoon isn't even good on it's own. It's a type of puzzle game that plays itself but if you are stupid - you think you solving complex puzzles, but you actually just doing the one thing that you able to do in a puzzle room. It's a joke dude :closetgamer:
Even for a puzzle game released this year go for VoidStranger or something
Last edited by Old_Albert; Dec 8, 2023 @ 12:16am
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Date Posted: Dec 7, 2023 @ 6:52pm
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