SPOILERS: All secrets and endings

[Efoekfo]

Freedom - Do what the narrator tells you to do.
Countdown - Turn the mind control on instead of off.
Museum - Go down the route that says "ESCAPE" on it.
Escape Pod - Leave the boss's office before the doors close.
Dream - Go down the stairs.
Broom Closet - Go in the broom closet and stay there for a while. This ending may take a couple of restarts to complete.
Confusion - Go down the elevator in the maintenance room.
Powerful - Fall off the lift.
Prove Him Wrong - Retreat from the lift.
Choice - Unplug the phone.
Phone - Answer the phone.
Narrator's Tears - Go through the red door.
Destination - Go through the blue door, don't beat the baby game, and beat the Portal puzzle.
Art - Go through the blue door and beat the baby game.
Stuck in Portal - Break the Portal puzzle.
Coward - Close the door while you're in Stanley's office.
Heaven - Activate the "AWAITING INPUT" computers. You can find a different one each consecutive restart, and one of them is just before Stanley's boss's office.
Out the Window 1 - Go out the window and choose "YES."
Out the Window 2 - Go out the window and choose "NO."
Whiteboard - When you leave Stanley's office into a blue room, open door 426.
Serious - Try to enable server cheats.

[Gran PC]

QA? is that something you eat?

[he was born on a sunday]

Gran PC lähetti viestin:

QA? is that something you eat?

Maybe what you percieve to be what it is, isn't what it is, because it is the opposite of what you aren't thinking, and by the counter reverse operation of reverse engineering the thought you think and the thoughts you don't think, you can match it to the singular option of what is your deepest thought multiplied by the letter red, divided by the instrument of mayonaise.

I don't know where I'm going with this, but maybe it helped you figure out what it means.

[Gran PC]

oh i get it now thanks dude

[Shozzy D]

Gran PC lähetti viestin:

oh i get it now thanks dude

I''m not too concerned about it, but the [theendisnevertheend] tag on my Stanely Parable is still there by default when I check my library. If the beta is gone than hopefully its just a nifty subtitle I can enjoy. I feel this has earned me the unachievable achievement aswell so I'll be waiting for you to enable it for me. :D

[Shozzy D]

after I check my properties the subtitle disappears again just so im clear

[Gran PC]

Haus Delgado lähetti viestin:

Gran PC lähetti viestin:

oh i get it now thanks dude

I''m not too concerned about it, but the [theendisnevertheend] tag on my Stanely Parable is still there by default when I check my library. If the beta is gone than hopefully its just a nifty subtitle I can enjoy. I feel this has earned me the unachievable achievement aswell so I'll be waiting for you to enable it for me. :D

wat how is that even possible

[mixttime]

Gran PC lähetti viestin:

Haus Delgado lähetti viestin:

I''m not too concerned about it, but the [theendisnevertheend] tag on my Stanely Parable is still there by default when I check my library. If the beta is gone than hopefully its just a nifty subtitle I can enjoy. I feel this has earned me the unachievable achievement aswell so I'll be waiting for you to enable it for me. :D

wat how is that even possible

I know right? If the unachievable achivement could be achived then it would be the acheivable achievment. Enabling it is just silly.

[Shozzy D]

i was joking about the achievement lol

[Gran PC]

i meant about the tag

[730]

There are unknown forces at play.

[codyhamel]

thanks for this

[mixttime]

Haus Delgado lähetti viestin:

i was joking about the achievement lol

Gran PC lähetti viestin:

i meant about the tag

I know. My brand of sarcasm just doesn't always translate well.

[Camera]

Haus, restart steam it should dissappear.

[Camera]

Gran PC lähetti viestin:

Greed is = or > than Good lähetti viestin:

Maybe you should *cough* ask Davey or Will?

I think they lost track too :P

I'll just enable them in the next patch. I'm not sure when it'll be, but I do have to fix some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the current version and add new languages -- so it should be there soon.

You don't have a notebook? That's probably the place to look if there's any left :P

[Gran PC]

Samantha lähetti viestin:

Gran PC lähetti viestin:

I think they lost track too :P

I'll just enable them in the next patch. I'm not sure when it'll be, but I do have to fix some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the current version and add new languages -- so it should be there soon.

You don't have a notebook? That's probably the place to look if there's any left :P

Nope