this is annoying

[AntiWeeb]

i only had £9.99 to spend and i thought the demo was quite good so i ought the full game using all my money, and it said this game never end everywhere and i did everything i could see there was and i finished the game in 1 hour and it was a waste of my money (not being rude) and it just annoyed me really.

[Pequod]

I see so many people buying this game not knowing wtf it's about.

Bro, it took me about 7-9 hours to complete this game. You haven't even scratched the surface yet.

Just play through it again, and remember to think outside of the box.

[AntiWeeb]

what do you mean ive done everything ive can

[AntiWeeb]

i cant ope doors etc.

[Pequod]

Originally posted by epicosity50:

what do you mean ive done everything ive can

You certainly haven't done everything, trust me.

[Crooked_Mantis]

Have you jumped of the moving platform onto the catwalk below? Have you tried using cheats? Have you closed the doors between room 417? Have you earned the 430 door achievement? Have you jumped out the window? More importantly... did you go in the broom closet and stay?
You can do all this and more trust me.

EDIT: Did you unplug the phone? Did you close the door of your office at the start? Did you find the red elevator? Did you listen to each message on the office phone? Did you play the baby game for 4 hours? Did you trap yourself in Test Chamber 01? Did you reach button Heaven? Did you use all the commands? Did you not enter 2-8-4-5 into the keypad for a while? Did you stand in one place for 5 minutes? Did you read the copy machine's message? Did you see the other Stanley pass by the window? Did you get the whiteboard ending? Did you try walking back when the narrator told you that you were to die if you kept walking down the escape hall? Did you? (You can do all of this I swear.)

[Ville Valste]

Listen to the Narrator. Or if you can't, then turn the subtitles on.

[Ville Valste]

Originally posted by Ze Doctor:

Have you jumped of the moving platform onto the catwalk below? Have you tried using cheats? Have you closed the doors between room 417? Have you earned the 430 door achievement? Have you jumped out the window? More importantly... did you go in the broom closet and stay?
You can do all this and more trust me.

But that would kill him! You're so mean. Just let him live and prosper. And never to go to the Broom Closet hell.

[Employee 427]

LoL nope.

[AntiWeeb]

ill try, but how? the only one ive done is jump of the moving platform

[AntiWeeb]

and how do i do cheats and jump out a window

[AntiWeeb]

wheres the phone

[Crooked_Mantis]

Originally posted by epicosity50:

ill try, but how? the only one ive done is jump of the moving platform

There should be a catwalk to the left and below the moving platform. Jump onto it and walk to the open door.

Originally posted by epicosity50:

and how do i do cheats and jump out a window

There are tutorials for both of these things.

Originally posted by epicosity50:

wheres the phone

The first room you enter that isn't your office. There's a phone on one of the desks. On rare occasions it will ring. If you pick it up one of three different messages will play.

[Employee 427]

Seriously its just hilarious how people are like "I walked straight down the set path and spawned at beggining, ok I did everything"

[Ville Valste]

I know right. Just like you when you got this game.

[Employee 427]

Originally posted by Ville I Valste:

I know right. Just like you when you got this game.

Nope. Unlike some people I actually had the imagination and obsessiveness to try every possible outcome I could find.