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........ There are not enough dots in the world for this...
*grabs wallet and runs out door*
~ Jason
This, with your username.
Pure. Gold. :D
It's a DLC we're going to be releasing in a few weeks. For just $50 we will add one extra ending and solve the mystery once and for all. Definitely good value for your money. I've actually preordered a few copies for my friends already. You should probably buy it!
please don't take me seriously :(
I'm not taking anything about this game seriosusly, that's why I love it and it's a masterpiece <3 11/10
~ Jason
Well, sure. Disney buys the rights. Disney makes Stanley Parable balloons and lunchboxes.
Disney installs a Stanley Parable ride at Disney Land. Your cart follows a yellow line smoothly along a few office corridors then veers wildly off course through an abstract landscape of distorted office buildings and furniture. Everyone who gets safely to the end of the ride gets a "Proud employee 427" badge in yellow and grey.
It'll be next summer's Big Thing. I'll set up a meeting immediately.
Stanley 2: exactly the same as Stanley 1 except you can choose one of three hats for Stanley to wear. Coming next February. (Disclaimer: after selection screen hats are not shown during gameplay or mentioned in the narration.) In April, DLC available which adds three more hats.
In all seriousness, people would probably pay more for more endings but it's impossible to release DLC or a Stanley 2 without it being some sort of meta-joke. Or a satire on DLC. Maybe you could release Stanley 2 which is a game which looks nothing like Stanley 1 but is itself a satire on game sequels and DLC with multiple endings to explore.
You forgot the "Room 427" a Stanley Parable restaurant.
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This would totally be worth it, as long as you never want a nothing
Stanley Parable... anything.
~ Jason
don't take this seriously either
Why did I think of Bioshock after reading this comment?
~ Jason
Stanley woke up