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Turbo Man Sep 18, 2023 @ 2:43pm
Is HL2 woke trash?
Erm...where do I even start? It's like Valve decided to take a nosedive into woke territory and forgot what made the original half-life so great. The story's so wrapped up in being politically correct, it's like they forgot how to tell a good old-fashioned tale. The graphics? Let's be real, they've aged worse than your grandpa's cheese collection. I mean, come on fat, it's 2023, and I've seen better visuals in my toilet after taking a diarrhoea dump! What was Valve thinking?

And don't get me started on those physics puzzles. It's like they thought, "Screw the story, let's throw more physics at 'em!" So here we are, stuck with a game that feels like a boring physics exam from school. In a world of gaming wonders like Starfield and Baldur's Gate 3, Half-Life 2 is the embarrassing redditor at the family reunion...
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Originally posted by Automaton-37467:
Actually g man say’s wake up mr freeman so maybe op is right and thats a reference to being woke 🫢😧
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Stalker2010 Sep 18, 2023 @ 2:45pm 
Jesse, what the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about.
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Ghidrah1 Sep 18, 2023 @ 3:04pm 
OP is comatose due to reality.
I prefer being awake, It prevents one from being a stumble bump on the a** of society. Sounds to me like op, when awake has its head swimming in the the toilet water.
Happy diving Turbo Man!
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Turbo Man Sep 18, 2023 @ 3:51pm 
Originally posted by Ghidrah1:
OP is comatose due to reality.
I prefer being awake, It prevents one from being a stumble bump on the a** of society. Sounds to me like op, when awake has its head swimming in the the toilet water.
Happy diving Turbo Man!

Erm....said no-one ever :lunar2019laughingpig:
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Competitive Racist Sep 18, 2023 @ 7:29pm 
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Mersh Sep 19, 2023 @ 1:37am 
Cope
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BurningCakeDoesAche Sep 19, 2023 @ 12:34pm 
Bait used to be believable
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`monsTer Sep 19, 2023 @ 3:51pm 
Bait of the century.
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Fyllo Sep 19, 2023 @ 8:20pm 
Erm...where do I even start? It's like Valve decided to take a nosedive into woke territory and forgot what made the original half-life so great. The story's so wrapped up in being politically correct, it's like they forgot how to tell a good old-fashioned tale. The graphics? Let's be real, they've aged worse than your grandpa's cheese collection. I mean, come on fat, it's 2023, and I've seen better visuals in my toilet after taking a diarrhoea dump! What was Valve thinking?

And don't get me started on those physics puzzles. It's like they thought, "Screw the story, let's throw more physics at 'em!" So here we are, stuck with a game that feels like a boring physics exam from school. In a world of gaming wonders like Starfield and Baldur's Gate 3, Half-Life 2 is the embarrassing redditor at the family reunion...
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Turbo Man Sep 19, 2023 @ 11:14pm 
Why does everyone keep saying bait? Umm, this is not a fishing game, duh!
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YourFriendDoge Sep 20, 2023 @ 3:31pm 
Originally posted by Turbo Man:
Erm...where do I even start? It's like Valve decided to take a nosedive into woke territory and forgot what made the original half-life so great. The story's so wrapped up in being politically correct, it's like they forgot how to tell a good old-fashioned tale. The graphics? Let's be real, they've aged worse than your grandpa's cheese collection. I mean, come on fat, it's 2023, and I've seen better visuals in my toilet after taking a diarrhoea dump! What was Valve thinking?

And don't get me started on those physics puzzles. It's like they thought, "Screw the story, let's throw more physics at 'em!" So here we are, stuck with a game that feels like a boring physics exam from school. In a world of gaming wonders like Starfield and Baldur's Gate 3, Half-Life 2 is the embarrassing redditor at the family reunion...
stop trying to be a "SiGmA" or "BaSeD aLpHa" woke things didn't exist cope bad bait plus starfield is no man's sky just with bethseda game development
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YourFriendDoge Sep 20, 2023 @ 3:33pm 
half life gave video games story shut up you have half life alyx as your background on your profile
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ladiesman217 Sep 20, 2023 @ 3:45pm 
no seek therapy
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Darth Fentanyl Sep 20, 2023 @ 3:57pm 
Opinion On HDTF?
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ladiesman217 Sep 20, 2023 @ 4:46pm 
Originally posted by Hunt Down The Freeman Enjoyer.:
Opinion On HDTF?
your name is gonna get you killed. not by me, but someone. some crazed half life fan
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Morbidly Majestic Sep 20, 2023 @ 4:58pm 
Originally posted by Turbo Man:
Erm...where do I even start? It's like Valve decided to take a nosedive into woke territory and forgot what made the original half-life so great. The story's so wrapped up in being politically correct, it's like they forgot how to tell a good old-fashioned tale. The graphics? Let's be real, they've aged worse than your grandpa's cheese collection. I mean, come on fat, it's 2023, and I've seen better visuals in my toilet after taking a diarrhoea dump! What was Valve thinking?

And don't get me started on those physics puzzles. It's like they thought, "Screw the story, let's throw more physics at 'em!" So here we are, stuck with a game that feels like a boring physics exam from school. In a world of gaming wonders like Starfield and Baldur's Gate 3, Half-Life 2 is the embarrassing redditor at the family reunion...


OK i'll bite

Explain how HL2 is "woke"
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