Half life is a Christian game, change my mind

[Tap]

So we got Gordon freeman who is treated like a messiah like how the vortigaunts treat him like a god, and in Lost Coast there’s a church with the windows with Gordon in them. So maybe Gordon is a reference to the Antichrist, and maybe the gman is satan because his quotes are very similar too “Arise, shine! For your time has come upon you” (I think that’s the text idk) it’s a biblical text which idk which one it is. And the combine? Well I have a theory…Accorfing to the Bible Jesus supposedly talked about “sheep from another flock” which could be referring to aliens like the combine or xen, I don’t have anything on dr Bremen, but the citizens in city 17 have some sort of microchip in their hand which could be a reference to the mark of the beast ( Biblical prophecy about a mark idk search it up) now I KNOW this is just an fps game and mixing it with religion doesn’t make sense but call me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or whatever you want, just wanted to say what I think (also Judith betrayed us in the game, which could be referring to Judas betraying Jesus)

[Tap]

Sorry if I typed some words wrong the stupid autocorrect keeps ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my typing.

[Mλrtin2H]

what microchip in their hand?

[Tap]

Originally posted by Mλrtin2H:

what microchip in their hand?

the ones that they use in point insertion i think, where they show their hands to the camera to enter the precints.

[Reeva!]

Gordon can tank a hopper ♥♥♥♥ and balls first. He's god.

[Ghidrah1]

Never ever once felt he was and or was treated like a god by the NPCs. I believe the lore of his mistaken sacrifice, (death) to end the combine invasion is what all the NPCs are so thrilled about especially after they finally see him again after 20 yrs.

[Mλrtin2H]

Originally posted by Tap:

Originally posted by Mλrtin2H:

what microchip in their hand?

the ones that they use in point insertion i think, where they show their hands to the camera to enter the precints.

I just checked, I've never noticed that they show their hand to the camera. Doesn't mean that they have chips in their hands.

[Tap]

Originally posted by Ghidrah1:

Never ever once felt he was and or was treated like a god by the NPCs. I believe the lore of his mistaken sacrifice, (death) to end the combine invasion is what all the NPCs are so thrilled about especially after they finally see him again after 20 yrs.

Not like a god more like a prophet or a warrior or something like that.

[Tap]

Originally posted by Mλrtin2H:

Originally posted by Tap:

the ones that they use in point insertion i think, where they show their hands to the camera to enter the precints.

I just checked, I've never noticed that they show their hand to the camera. Doesn't mean that they have chips in their hands.

Well I might be mistaken on the microchip part

[Tap]

But if there is a microchip then they are using it to let the gate open or idk

[Tap]

The reason I think Gordon is treated like a messiah is because in lost coast the window panels have Gordon in them, inside the church.

[Ghidrah1]

Get out, it's been so long since I played LC I don't remember seeing that

[Tap]

Originally posted by Ghidrah1:

Get out, it's been so long since I played LC I don't remember seeing that

Just search Gordon freeman glass stain I think

[Tap]

Some of them are fake

[Disgruntled Cuttlefish]

It might as well be. All of the characters are pretty hateable.

Beyond the eye candy for 2005 standards, never being anything more than a glorified tech demo, the second part of the Half-Life saga turned out to be extremely impotent. The characters are just loathsome, horribly written and immersion breaking "quest giver" tanks.

I think this piece, like religion, promotes a view that promotes humanity. I think that's a bad thing because I think humanity is trash. Not just religion helping to promote it but a lot of human institutions in general, but that's a main component of it. It involves misplaced arrogance of humans, their smelly children, and their ignorant ancestors.

Without realizing it, many people, including those who are atheist perhaps and otherwise not affiliated, help to promote that propaganda all the same. Usually the types who defend people just to defend them for "likes" to signal for themselves, involving refusal to admit how these cultural and other institutions help to degrade society and living things. Meanwhile, it seems like an extremely high percentage of human institutions and human orthodoxy is extremely cruel, destructive, and more casually, just irritating and defending what shouldn't be. Media and pop culture also easily promote these horrors while conveniently refusing to go into detail about it in some insecure fit, usually in order to get more profits or "likes" and ratings. I'm talking video game companies and platforms as well.

[Kaotic_zilla]

either this is the funniest joke iv seen or you need to chill this is nearing sans is ness territory