Ask Barney Calhoun

[Barney Calhoun]

Hey Guys, it's Barney here to answer all of your questions, about my universe that is, I don't wanna get mixed up in other dimensional things, sometimes I might though. Also, try to keep this thread about questions and keep stuff like RPing out of this.

So ask away and you might, just might, get a beer out of me.

Sincerely, Barney Calhoun

[UmbralPenumbra]

when will we get Half Life: Barney

[Danni]

what year did the combine takeover?

what you rather live during the black death epidemic or the combine invasion?

[IsntKyoko]

Publicado originalmente por Half-time:

Publicado originalmente por Lipton Lepton:

when will we get Half Life: Barney i want it

YEAH WHEN!

[Danni]

Publicado originalmente por Lipton Lepton:

when will we get Half Life: Barney

wouldn't that be Half Life: Blue Shift?

[UmbralPenumbra]

Publicado originalmente por h.:

Publicado originalmente por Lipton Lepton:

when will we get Half Life: Barney

wouldn't that be Half Life: Blue Shift?

No that would be Half Life Blue Shift VR

[Danni]

Publicado originalmente por Lipton Lepton:

Publicado originalmente por h.:

wouldn't that be Half Life: Blue Shift?

No that would be Half Life Blue Shift VR

that would be really cool

[Monki man]

barny is gona be confused as hall

[Danni]

Publicado originalmente por Smash_Gamer:

barny is gona be confused as hall

lmao yeah

[AscendedViking7]

I think this is the perfect theme song for you.
https://youtu.be/FoikUowTLUo
Do you agree, Barney?

[Danni]

barney my friend sent me this, what should i do

https://youtu.be/b6bjU4SA6fo

[GARA-GUT-BEN]

[Monki man]

barny witch song do you prefer:
the "better" newer one: https://youtu.be/b770NGtcDgw

or the "classic" older one: https://youtu.be/qGyPuey-1Jw

[Danni]

you excited for the new movie coming out?

https://youtu.be/IOX0xQAUtGs

[Barney Calhoun]

Publicado originalmente por Half-time:

barney did you know headcrab zombies are still alive people they say like lines like this: Oh, God help! Help me! and also scream Get it off me! they also start crying when being set on fire the sounds the zombies make that are non human are headcrabs when they get set on fire they say " why why why! HELP ME OH GOD HELP ME! you are basically killing people that are still alive combines are monsters they still think the headcrabs just controlling their bodys oh that must be painful as heck!

The people may still be alive, but if I had a headcrab on me I would want to be killed, and I'm sure they would like to as well.

Publicado originalmente por h.:

what is your favourite indie game?

what is your dream job?

I'm afraid I don't know what an indie game is.

And my dream job was to be some kind of guy who guards things and gets to see some action, I just didn't want as much action that Resonance Cascade provided.

Publicado originalmente por hoaxey:

Do you like Stella Artois?

I've had it on a few occasions, it's pretty good, but not exactly my favorite.

Publicado originalmente por おっぱい:

Imagine an alternate reality where you're the one who takes the gravity gun, lead the resistance, and destroy the Combine citadel instead of Gordon Freeman. How'd you feel about that?

I think that would be pretty cool, but considering I'm not in that reality it doesn't really matter. The only one that matters to me is the one I live in, and in this one Gordon's the badass.

Publicado originalmente por clambchowder:

Is Half-Life Alyx a good game?

I think Alyx is a good person, but as far as I'm aware she doesn't have any kind of game based on her.

Publicado originalmente por Lipton Lepton:

when will we get Half Life: Barney

I feel like I've already lived through half of my life, if that counts as an answer for the question.

Publicado originalmente por h.:

what year did the combine takeover?

what you rather live during the black death epidemic or the combine invasion?

Around 2001-2002.

Black death, that would leave more of us alive than if the Combine took over.

Publicado originalmente por clambchowder:

I think this is the perfect theme song for you.
https://youtu.be/FoikUowTLUo
Do you agree, Barney?

I do't think that fits me in any way, shape, or form.

Publicado originalmente por h.:

barney my friend sent me this, what should i do

https://youtu.be/b6bjU4SA6fo

Send him something even more confusing as a retaliation.

Publicado originalmente por Smash_Gamer:

barny witch song do you prefer:
the "better" newer one: https://youtu.be/b770NGtcDgw

or the "classic" older one: https://youtu.be/qGyPuey-1Jw

The classic one, you can't beat the classics.

Publicado originalmente por h.:

you excited for the new movie coming out?

https://youtu.be/IOX0xQAUtGs

I've seen the Batman movie from 1989 with the Joker in it, but as far as I'm aware there aren't any more Batman movies being made, unless some guy was able to keep a studio hidden from the Combine.

[Danni]

Publicado originalmente por Barney Calhoun:

Publicado originalmente por Half-time:

barney did you know headcrab zombies are still alive people they say like lines like this: Oh, God help! Help me! and also scream Get it off me! they also start crying when being set on fire the sounds the zombies make that are non human are headcrabs when they get set on fire they say " why why why! HELP ME OH GOD HELP ME! you are basically killing people that are still alive combines are monsters they still think the headcrabs just controlling their bodys oh that must be painful as heck!

The people may still be alive, but if I had a headcrab on me I would want to be killed, and I'm sure they would like to as well.

Publicado originalmente por h.:

what is your favourite indie game?

what is your dream job?

I'm afraid I don't know what an indie game is.

And my dream job was to be some kind of guy who guards things and gets to see some action, I just didn't want as much action that Resonance Cascade provided.

Publicado originalmente por hoaxey:

Do you like Stella Artois?

I've had it on a few occasions, it's pretty good, but not exactly my favorite.

Publicado originalmente por おっぱい:

Imagine an alternate reality where you're the one who takes the gravity gun, lead the resistance, and destroy the Combine citadel instead of Gordon Freeman. How'd you feel about that?

I think that would be pretty cool, but considering I'm not in that reality it doesn't really matter. The only one that matters to me is the one I live in, and in this one Gordon's the badass.

Publicado originalmente por clambchowder:

Is Half-Life Alyx a good game?

I think Alyx is a good person, but as far as I'm aware she doesn't have any kind of game based on her.

Publicado originalmente por Lipton Lepton:

when will we get Half Life: Barney

I feel like I've already lived through half of my life, if that counts as an answer for the question.

Publicado originalmente por h.:

what year did the combine takeover?

what you rather live during the black death epidemic or the combine invasion?

Around 2001-2002.

Black death, that would leave more of us alive than if the Combine took over.

Publicado originalmente por clambchowder:

I think this is the perfect theme song for you.
https://youtu.be/FoikUowTLUo
Do you agree, Barney?

I do't think that fits me in any way, shape, or form.

Publicado originalmente por h.:

barney my friend sent me this, what should i do

https://youtu.be/b6bjU4SA6fo

Send him something even more confusing as a retaliation.

Publicado originalmente por Smash_Gamer:

barny witch song do you prefer:
the "better" newer one: https://youtu.be/b770NGtcDgw

or the "classic" older one: https://youtu.be/qGyPuey-1Jw

The classic one, you can't beat the classics.

Publicado originalmente por h.:

you excited for the new movie coming out?

https://youtu.be/IOX0xQAUtGs

I've seen the Batman movie from 1989 with the Joker in it, but as far as I'm aware there aren't any more Batman movies being made, unless some guy was able to keep a studio hidden from the Combine.

the rebel base i'm at actually repaired some of the old technology with some help with black mesa scientists, that's how we have the internet and films, since we don't have any big company's anymore we just make are own stuff.

also an indie game is a game made by a small developer usually consisting of 1 or 2 people