It was "woke" after all

[Brother Retard]

>not my post

"I had my worries based on Saber's public commitment to ESG. After playing through the leak, I'm afraid to report that my fears weren't at all unfounded...
To address the elephant in the room, there are no female space marines physically present anywhere in the game. However, there is ample discussion of them, and it seems like GW is using the game's narrative to open the door to the possibility of women Astartes in the future.
Those of you who finished SM1 know about Inquisitor Drogan's Power Source, which is once again the focus of the plot. Spoiling as little of the sequel as possible, the Ultramarines covet the device for its potential to "open the hidden second gateway of Astartes ascension." Chaos wants the Power Source for the same reason, as whoever controls it also doubles their pool of potential space marine recruits (need I explain further?).

Aside from the above you have your bog standard elements of wokeness found in any game released in the past 5 years. Some highlights are:
• Racial demographics of helmetless Ultramarines match those of San Francisco in 2024.
• All the IG officers and commissars you meet are female.
• On the hive world, you can find a couple dataslate entries (same as servo-skulls from the first game) about two gay lovers who were separated during the Tyranid invasion.
• On the jungle planet, Titus and co. discuss how the AdMech's exploitation of natural resources has devastated the local ecosystem, which somehow kickstarted the initial Tyranid invasion.
• In the central hub, you can find two battle brothers embracing each other while crying. Titus reacts to this with some bs like "showing weakness is the greatest strength."
• A rando guardsman calls the Imperium "fascist" and "regressive" when explaining why Imperial citizens fall to Chaos in front of Titus and 2 other marines. They let him keep his life and later remark on the truthfulness of his words.
Hopefully y'all can make more informed decisions given this info."

[Iratus Machina]

Mister Magician の投稿を引用：

The_Dipl0mat の投稿を引用：

It's true, they can tell from personal narrative

Are you claiming iratus and the rest of your genestealer cult already know from personal experience?

Huh? What's this genestealer cult you keep mentioning? I'm just a passerby. Don't mind me.

https://youtu.be/WlVJqr0hyKA?si=rIe27QqR64_5olSr

[Mister Magician]

The_Dipl0mat の投稿を引用：

Mister Magician の投稿を引用：

You were DIRECTLY replying to me and said "they." The english language dictates that you are talking about either iratus or Kellogg, and iratus is one of you and what you said doesn't apply to Kellogg so it has to be iratus.

If you wanted to attack me personally by satanic inversion and despair, you could have said "you."

So, again, in your panic to shield your ego, you forgot to make a coherent message.

you are claiming iratus and the rest of your genestealer cult already know from personal experience. A freudian slip based on panic and being caught off guard.

Humorous.

your curses are Returned.

that of your genestealer cult too.

The modern english language has accepted they as referring to individuals. As just like people, language adapts with the times :)

they is both singular and plural, but always third person, it's for when you don't want to be specific.

you used the word "they" while replying DIRECTLY to me.

he / she / they or any other third person pronoun would be referring to either iratus or Kellogg in a MESSAGE TALKING DIRECTLY TO ME! you would need to use a second person pronoun like "YOU" to refer to me.

Apparently, you don't know the word "freudian slip."

Pity (or not) there isn't a "kinsey slip" which would be more your speed (God Help Us).

your curses are Returned.

[Iratus Machina]

MRTurnips の投稿を引用：

Iratus Machina の投稿を引用：

Wait, you're all taking my corn flakes satire seriously? I mean, yes, the article I posted is true, but I was trying to mention it in jest. Whatever the case, I suppose there's no other way I can go from here.

My brain still hurts after trying to read Kellogg's apology.

Don't try jokes that require cultural, historical or social knowledge against a certain demographic group, the jokes fly over their heads and the most absurd and delusional things are real to them.

I mean maybe in hindsight it was probably a dumb idea, but it's whatever. We're here now.

[The_Dipl0mat]

Mister Magician の投稿を引用：

The_Dipl0mat の投稿を引用：

The modern english language has accepted they as referring to individuals. As just like people, language adapts with the times :)

they is both singular and plural, but always third person, it's for when you don't want to be specific.

you used the word "they" while replying DIRECTLY to me.

he / she / they or any other third person pronoun would be referring to either iratus or Kellogg in a MESSAGE TALKING DIRECTLY TO ME! you would need to use a second person pronoun like "YOU" to refer to me.

Apparently, you don't know the word "freudian slip."

Pity (or not) there isn't a "kinsey slip" which would be more your speed (God Help Us).

your curses are Returned.

Idk what you're wafflin about, I do usually refer to strangers on the internet in the 3rd person. And you can clearly understand it, based on your initial offense.

May I ask what my supposed curses are?

[UltraGayGod]

This game has no woke, So I'll woke this by myself , I'll put my rainbow armor on, show you how gay I am !
I'll put my rainbow armor on , I'll show you that I am
I'm unstoppable I'm a hugedick with no brakes
I'm invincible Yeah, I ♥♥♥ every single game.
Join the UltraGay Marine, let's put the rainbow armor on and turn every species into gay!!
Whether it's a chaos demon, Tyranids or Orks. They will all Kneel before the GayGod

For the Gaylord ! For the Gay God!

[Mister Magician]

Iratus Machina の投稿を引用：

Mister Magician の投稿を引用：

Are you claiming iratus and the rest of your genestealer cult already know from personal experience?

Huh? What's this genestealer cult you keep mentioning? I'm just a passerby. Don't mind me.

https://youtu.be/WlVJqr0hyKA?si=rIe27QqR64_5olSr

genestealers are basically the xenomorphs from the "aliens" franchise. they are tyranids made of non-tyranid (usually human, or whatever race the tyranids want to eat next) dna that kidnap and rape non-tyranids who visit unpopulated planets. it changes the dna of the human to birth half-tyranid hybrids.

these hybrids are usually tossed in a gutter somewhere if not quickly exterminated, and they form an underground cult in the sewers or wilderness of planets that are marked for consumption.

the cult forms and grows numbers for four generations, and the fourth generation genestealers are almost indistinguishable from the race of the planet that is to be soon consumed.

these fourth-gen genestealers then go out into the populace and try to convert people into worshiping a "xenos god" that looks like a humanized version of a hive tyrant.

If enough of the populace begin to worship the hive tyrant, a tyranid fleet picks up on sympathetic psychic energy coming from the planet outnumbering the other psychic energy, then shows up to eat the planet.

If not enough of the populace worship the hive tyrant, the fourth-gen genestealers try to procreate as much as possible, and the fifth generation genestealers look just like first gen genestealers to repeat the process until there is a planet weak enough for the hive tyrant to feel the planet is ready to consume.

Extrapolate as needed.

[The_Dipl0mat]

Huh, did they really just feel the need to explain genestealers to an obvious 40k fan? Like, I guess I'd understand it if anyone else asked the question but like. Iratus literally got a tech priest pfp, the angry marines war cry in their profile description. And a 40k background. (Which also, haven't seen that one before on Steam, that's pretty baller)

[Mister Magician]

The_Dipl0mat の投稿を引用：

Mister Magician の投稿を引用：

they is both singular and plural, but always third person, it's for when you don't want to be specific.

you used the word "they" while replying DIRECTLY to me.

he / she / they or any other third person pronoun would be referring to either iratus or Kellogg in a MESSAGE TALKING DIRECTLY TO ME! you would need to use a second person pronoun like "YOU" to refer to me.

Apparently, you don't know the word "freudian slip."

Pity (or not) there isn't a "kinsey slip" which would be more your speed (God Help Us).

your curses are Returned.

Idk what you're wafflin about, I do usually refer to strangers on the internet in the 3rd person. And you can clearly understand it, based on your initial offense.

May I ask what my supposed curses are?

That's dehumanizing, odd way to cover up your freudian slip by outing yourself as even worse (and therefore exemplifying everything that set you off).

I knew what you were trying to do, that was obvious not only from how Truly evil you are over the past year I have known you but also because that's boilerplate MO for those in a genestealer cult. I was making fun that what I said hit so close to home that you vomited your message out without completely projecting. Instead of satanically inverting and projecting to try to damn me in your place, you accidentally admitted you resemble the comment.

your curses are Consummately Returned.

By My Final Authority I Hereby Mark you.

[Iratus Machina]

UltraGayGod の投稿を引用：

This game has no woke, So I'll woke this by myself , I'll put my rainbow armor on, show you how gay I am !
I'll put my rainbow armor on , I'll show you that I am
I'm unstoppable I'm a hugedick with no brakes
I'm invincible Yeah, I ♥♥♥ every single game.
Join the UltraGay Marine, let's put the rainbow armor on and turn every species into gay!!
Whether it's a chaos demon, Tyranids or Orks. They will all Kneel before the GayGod

For the Gaylord ! For the Gay God!

I got the perfect Space Marine successor chapter for you.

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Warriors

[The_Dipl0mat]

Iratus Machina の投稿を引用：

UltraGayGod の投稿を引用：

This game has no woke, So I'll woke this by myself , I'll put my rainbow armor on, show you how gay I am !
I'll put my rainbow armor on , I'll show you that I am
I'm unstoppable I'm a hugedick with no brakes
I'm invincible Yeah, I ♥♥♥ every single game.
Join the UltraGay Marine, let's put the rainbow armor on and turn every species into gay!!
Whether it's a chaos demon, Tyranids or Orks. They will all Kneel before the GayGod

For the Gaylord ! For the Gay God!

I got the perfect Space Marine successor chapter for you.

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Warriors

If only the Gate Crushers were canon. Rainbow Warriors are nice and all but it's just a sliver of rainbow on em

[Mister Magician]

The_Dipl0mat の投稿を引用：

Iratus Machina の投稿を引用：

I got the perfect Space Marine successor chapter for you.

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Warriors

If only the Gate Crushers were canon. Rainbow Warriors are nice and all but it's just a sliver of rainbow on em

In a bid to have every ounce of freemason imagery possible in 40k, gw somehow took the logo and name of a greenpeace eco terrorist ship that was blown up.

[The_Dipl0mat]

Mister Magician の投稿を引用：

The_Dipl0mat の投稿を引用：

Idk what you're wafflin about, I do usually refer to strangers on the internet in the 3rd person. And you can clearly understand it, based on your initial offense.

May I ask what my supposed curses are?

That's dehumanizing, odd way to cover up your freudian slip by outing yourself as even worse (and therefore exemplifying everything that set you off).

I knew what you were trying to do, that was obvious not only from how Truly evil you are over the past year I have known you but also because that's boilerplate MO for those in a genestealer cult. I was making fun that what I said hit so close to home that you vomited your message out without completely projecting. Instead of satanically inverting and projecting to try to damn me in your place, you accidentally admitted you resemble the comment.

your curses are Consummately Returned.

By My Final Authority I Hereby Mark you.

Damn, they're markin me? Kinda freaky dawg. Usually I have people take me out to dinner before that happens

[UltraGayGod]

Iratus Machina の投稿を引用：

UltraGayGod の投稿を引用：

This game has no woke, So I'll woke this by myself , I'll put my rainbow armor on, show you how gay I am !
I'll put my rainbow armor on , I'll show you that I am
I'm unstoppable I'm a hugedick with no brakes
I'm invincible Yeah, I ♥♥♥ every single game.
Join the UltraGay Marine, let's put the rainbow armor on and turn every species into gay!!
Whether it's a chaos demon, Tyranids or Orks. They will all Kneel before the GayGod

For the Gaylord ! For the Gay God!

I got the perfect Space Marine successor chapter for you.

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Warriors

Is this badge available in the game?
I'll customiz it different colors on different armor parts

[Iratus Machina]

The_Dipl0mat の投稿を引用：

Iratus Machina の投稿を引用：

I got the perfect Space Marine successor chapter for you.

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Rainbow_Warriors

If only the Gate Crushers were canon. Rainbow Warriors are nice and all but it's just a sliver of rainbow on em

True, but I guess that's the fun of homebrew chapters. Canon or not, it's fun to come up with all sorts of cool stuff or even give your own lore to some of the more obscure chapters missing out on lore and whatnot.

[The_Dipl0mat]

Mister Magician の投稿を引用：

The_Dipl0mat の投稿を引用：

If only the Gate Crushers were canon. Rainbow Warriors are nice and all but it's just a sliver of rainbow on em

In a bid to have every ounce of freemason imagery possible in 40k, gw somehow took the logo and name of a greenpeace eco terrorist ship that was blown up.

Yes, they did that alllll the way back in 1987. And totally intentional! For suuure