Resident Evil 5
Mercenaries - NEVER DO these things
NEANDERTHAL NOOB says,

"I lost the x120 combo you earned because I was aimlessly wandering around picking up ammo I did not need, until I finally realised that I did NOT have any space left to pick up anything I do need. So when I figured this out, I then went searching for you, to help you by giving you all the handgun ammo I collected. Then I could go back and pick up the ammo I did need once I freed spaces, but when I got back all the ammo was gone by then, and so were you. Why did you quit the game on me?"

For the love of SANITY, even the NPC Sheva would quit your campaign game if she could!

1. STOP picking up your partners AMMO!

You are NOT helping but only HARMING!

I am more than capable of picking up ammo for myself!

Anyone who collects their partners ammo is a demented ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Sabotaging their own game and wasting their partners efforts!

There is NO reason to pick up your partners ammo!

Anytime someone collects their partners ammo, the game STOPS dropping that ammo,
to PUNISH your team.

Then your partner cannot survive without the ammo they need for their weapon.

NO BRAINER!

Just because foreign ammo falls on the ground, you do NOT need to pick it up!

Just leave it there, and focus on KEEPING THE COMBO.

Most people are so below stupid they are incapable of using their brains.
Over 90% of online gamer's do this crap.

OBVIOUSLY the game is NOT giving your partner that ammo, because you are hoarding it!

Running over to your partner to give them ammo, takes about 20-30 seconds of time wasted. And consumes the time your partner just gained!

And meanwhile your partner is dying because they have "no ammo!"

Only pick up ammo you need, or else it is sabotaging the game!

* If you accidentally pick up your partners ammo, quickly drop it, or the game will PUNISH your team, by NOT giving any of that ammo!

The time it takes to discard ammo is foolish, so it's better to simply avoid grabbing any of the ammo that you do not have guns for.

i.e. If partner has a Magnum, and you do NOT, then do NOT collect magnum ammo!

Simple.
Anyone with a functional brain would figure this out during CAMPAIGN mode.


2. Please DO NOT SHOOT your partners targets!

Whoever your partner is shooting, does NOT need you to shoot the same regular enemy/enemies.
There are many OTHER zombies you can shoot instead. (Or even yourself, if need be?)
:D
Shooting the same enemy is NOT helping, but only harming!

Using our brains will enable us to figure these things out for ourselves, without having to be told.

"Why do i keep getting grabbed while shooting your zombie to help you out?"

Albert Einstein said,
"INSANITY is doing the same thing over and over again, while expecting different results!"

"Only two things are infinite; the universe and human STUPIDITY!"
Last edited by Donjuanismo; Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:45am
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Endus Bloodspell Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:20pm 
i can't understand your furious text to a gamemode that have not achievements, it's just a fun mode, are you dumb?
RJX3029 Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:26pm 
Instructions unclear: lost my partner's ammo somewhere
Alexious-94 Dec 6, 2022 @ 10:36pm 
Why so hate?)
Originally posted by Donjuanismo:
1. STOP picking up your partners AMMO!

You are NOT helping but only HARMING!

I am more than capable of picking up ammo for myself!

Anyone who collects their partners ammo is a demented ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Sabotaging their own game and wasting their partners efforts!

There is NO reason to pick up your partners ammo!

Anytime someone collects their partners ammo, the game STOPS dropping that ammo,
to PUNISH your team.

Then your partner cannot survive without the ammo they need for their weapon.

NO BRIANER!

Just because ammo falls on the ground, you do NOT need to pick it up!

Jut leave it there, and focus on KEEPING THE COMBO.

Most people are so below stupid they are incapable of using their brains.
Over 90% of online gamer's do this crap.

OBVIOUSLY the game is NOT giving your partner that ammo, because you are hoarding it!

Running over to your partner to give them ammo, takes about 20-30 seconds of time wasted.

And meanwhile your partner is frustrated and dying because they have no ammo.

Only pick up ammo you need, or else it is wasting time.

* If you accidentally pick up your partners ammo, quickly drop it, or the game will PUNISH your team, by NOT giving any of that ammo!
The time it takes to discard ammo is foolish, so it's better to simply avoid grabbing any of the ammo that you do not have guns for.

i.e. If partner has a Magnum, and you do NOT, then do NOT collect magnum ammo!
Simple. Anyone with a functional brain would figure this out during CAMPAIGN mode.


2. DO NOT SHOOT your partners targets!

Whoever your partner is shooting, does NOT need you to shoot the same enemy/enemeis.
There are many OTHER zombies you can shoot instead.
Shooting the same enemy is NOT helping, but only harming!

Using our brains will enable us to figure these things out for ourselves, without having to be told.
Chill out kid, if someone grabs your ammo they can always discard it and it will be dropped again after a few kills.
oh man...first of all chill this is an old game and second most people only play for fun that's it, i get it that sometimes it can be annoying but it is nothing to lose your ♥♥♥♥ for, just enyoy the game and thats it and if you dont like that people do that then just play solo
Flaak Dec 8, 2022 @ 2:34pm 
the op is one of those kids you get as teammates in ranked modes that suck and force you to lose
Basement Dweller Dec 9, 2022 @ 3:39am 
Damn it brian
Donjuanismo Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:10am 
Originally posted by Kit R⭐:
oh man...first of all chill this is an old game and second most people only play for fun that's it, i get it that sometimes it can be annoying but it is nothing to lose your ♥♥♥♥ for, just enyoy the game and thats it and if you dont like that people do that then just play solo

Either text is open to misinterpretation, or people have a perpetual penchant for presuming?

TONE OF VOICE can alter the way something is said, often when written it is misread.

The emphasis is on the stupidity of people deterring REAL mercenaries from playing online anymore.

I enjoy having fun, but it is NOT fun playing with r-e-t-a-r-d-s who hoard and hold all my ammo, then send me volatile messages when I quit the game.
Donjuanismo Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:14am 
Originally posted by Flaak:
the op is one of those kids you get as teammates in ranked modes that suck and force you to lose
LOL.
Glad you have a good attitude and didn't misread my mood. Those kids are the types that deter real players from allowing me to join their random games, because they've had SO MUCH bad experience with r-e-t-a-r-d-s, that they automatically think that anyone new joining is also a dead weight. Good thing is everybody who has let me join, sends a friend request, or becomes one when they realise we have FUN together dominating brutally!
Donjuanismo Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:15am 
Since this game is old, I will play with almost anyone, and mess around if they aren't top tier professionals, as long as they are not r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d dead weights. A r-e-t-a-r-d by definition is anyone who SLOWS OTHER PEOPLE DOWN.
Donjuanismo Dec 9, 2022 @ 6:16am 
Originally posted by Kit R⭐:
oh man...first of all chill this is an old game and second most people only play for fun that's it, i get it that sometimes it can be annoying but it is nothing to lose your ♥♥♥♥ for, just enyoy the game and thats it and if you dont like that people do that then just play solo
YES SIAR! I shall subordinate to your every command, and kow tow at the utterance of thy words! GTFO!
Endus Bloodspell Dec 9, 2022 @ 4:01pm 
this guy have serious problems :chris:
RJX3029 Dec 9, 2022 @ 4:03pm 
Pick up all the ammo and hide it in a big pile somewhere
rarestMeow Dec 9, 2022 @ 4:10pm 
Originally posted by Donjuanismo:
...we have FUN together dominating brutally!
sounds like the sh1t Vergil and Dante may say in Devil May Cry 6 during the final boss battle
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Date Posted: Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:18pm
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