I AM SICK OF LOSING

[Fox]

HOW DARE WOTC MAKE ME LOSE A GAME!

I KNOW A WOTC EMPLOYEE IS WATCHING ME PLAY AND IS FORCING ME TO DRAW ONLY BAD CARDS!

HOW COULD KONAMI DO THIS!

I AM SO MAD THAT I LOST THE GAME! I AM DELETING MY BLIZZARD ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW!

[The_Dybbuk_King]

The game must be rigged! I swear, every time I lose, I can tell that it's because I didn't spend money or because my opponent did or because the cards have some hidden weight values that i cant explain to you (but ill post videos from the shady part of youtube for attention). It is never because I made a play mistake or because my deck is trash. Every one of my opponents are deep state Illuminati bot agents sent to wreck my win rate. Also, rawr hasbro!

[BEEN]

I hate winning. Means I’m closer to finishing my dailies and then I have 0 incentive to play beyond that.

[GoddessofEternity]

I hate winning, and I hate boardwipes so I never run them but I hate winning guys! Do you believe me?

[Nec]

Tired of Wizards rigging me against bad players, all these wins can't be legit. I hope my opponents get a turn on the rigged side for once.

[mwesthoff]

I knew you all would succumb (settle down mods it's not a bad word) to my way of seeing.

I hate to say I told you so... but.

[The_Dybbuk_King]

Originally posted by mwesthoff:

I knew you all would succumb (settle down mods it's not a bad word) to my way of seeing.

I hate to say I told you so... but.

Lmfao he doesn't get it

[Ha 何豪源]

ask the one here with the 100% win rate to coach you

[Argstein]

gotta scuttle the email accounts

[Malvastor]

Wizards is in your walls, if you don't pay they pump in stupid gas while you sleep to make you play bad.

[mwesthoff]

Originally posted by Malvastor:

Wizards is in your walls, if you don't pay they pump in stupid gas while you sleep to make you play bad.

Go play WoW

[Fox]

I KNOW YOU ARE THERE WOTC!

YOU ALWAYS READ EVERYTHING SAID HERE!

LOOK AT YOU PLACATING TO THE MONO COLORED DECKS!

SEDUCING PEOPLE TO PLAY ONLY 60 CARDS!?!

GIVING ME 2 LAND TO PLAY OVER AND OVER!? I HAVE OVER 20 LANDS IN MY 250 CARD DECK!!!!

I KNOW YOU WATCH ME PLAY! A HIDDEN WOTC EMPLOYEE COMES INTO MY HOUSE AND INSTALLED A VIRUS INTO THE GAME!!!

I KNOW YOUR GAME KONAMI!!

THAT'S RIGHT! I KNOW THE DEEP DARK TRUTH!

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST ADD POWER CREEP NON STOP AND NOBODY WOULD NOTICE?!?

THIS IS THE FINAL PROOF!

https://i.imgflip.com/8vqmhh.jpg

[Terran Ghost]

I was playing blackjack on my commute home, and guess what? The dealer won most of the games. But instead of closing the game and playing something I would actually enjoy, I kept playing so I can have an excuse to whine more. Out of 69 games I only won 420 times. That's definitely not a coincidence. I also lost all my money in the game. I played real blackjack, and everyone knows that doesn't happen in real life. This obviously means WotC is rigging these phone games, too. Is there anywhere their corrupting influence won't reach?!

(looks to the sky and shakes fist)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Argstein]

Originally posted by Fox:

THIS IS THE FINAL PROOF!

https://i.imgflip.com/8vqmhh.jpg

good one shaggy

[Fox]

Damn you WOTC, you forced my hand, you know everyone is mad you force them to only draw the cards they don't want when they lose! its a fact! we all see the truth!

Everyone hates discard, alchemy, heist, plainswalkers, enchantment, artifacts, land destruction, heist, creature lands, land ramp, land itself, board wipes, counter spells, heist, 1+1 spam, landfall control, creature spam, token spam, heist, storm,black, white, green, red, blue and colorless cards. and all the other "Ability words" and any creature with damage higher then 0... ((TLDR all cards.))

Best of one opening hand/mulligan is rigged, 50% of the time I draw 2 lands 20% to draw 1 land and 20% chance to draw 3, 5% to draw 0, 5% to draw 4...

this proves the game itself is rigged if you need farther proof then explain the card value that was exposed in brawl! that proves that WOTC are evil! if they do it on brawl they must do it for all the other modes! I can prove it! I get into my 60 card deck with just lands in the game and I get into my 250 card deck with all the highest cost cards in the game and I still see the same type of decks! Take that, round earth nut jobs!

[Argstein]

don't forget to input the Konami code