Game updated and now my spark keeps talking to me

[Belly]

Everytime I go to the home screen (opening the game, finishing a match, navigating from one menu to another) the game acts like I just completed the tutorial and makes her talk to me about finishing spark rank. I'm losing my mind

[Snoot Boops]

引用自 Thorbalt：

引用自 mwesthoff：

The game is a sloppy mess. I'm sure they will add an automated response to the massive list of automated responses to help prove that you are imagining this.

Look on the bright side: once it aggravates 100-200k new users enough to report it then maybe they will put it on the waiting list to get fixed someday.

They abuse the hell out their customers when it comes to bug reporting.

No people wont report the bugs. They INTENTIONALLY put a ton of red tape between clicking on "report issue" and being able to report the issue. Go to a third party site. sign in. follow more steps. Thats not accidental. In this day and age, you CHOOSE to make an online only game with no functional in game bug reporting tool because you dont care about the players at all. The only reason arena exists is to take money from people, not present an enjoyable online format for the players

have you seen their official discord? the mods there will say its a "conspiracy theory" and mute you for 6 hours if you say anything about the game that they don't like or agree with.

[Thorbalt]

引用自 ＯＮＹＸ：

引用自 Thorbalt：

No people wont report the bugs. They INTENTIONALLY put a ton of red tape between clicking on "report issue" and being able to report the issue. Go to a third party site. sign in. follow more steps. Thats not accidental. In this day and age, you CHOOSE to make an online only game with no functional in game bug reporting tool because you dont care about the players at all. The only reason arena exists is to take money from people, not present an enjoyable online format for the players

have you seen their official discord? the mods there will say its a "conspiracy theory" and mute you for 6 hours if you say anything about the game that they don't like or agree with.

already banned there for basically that

[mwesthoff]

引用自 ＯＮＹＸ：

have you seen their official discord? the mods there will say its a "conspiracy theory" and mute you for 6 hours if you say anything about the game that they don't like or agree with.

The Reddit channels they control will ban you for life for not agreeing. If you notice an mtga Reddit channel with 2-3 hundred positive comments, it's because everyone who comments negatively was banned for life.

[The New Crusader]

引用自 Thorbalt：

引用自 Belly：

Everytime I go to the home screen (opening the game, finishing a match, navigating from one menu to another) the game acts like I just completed the tutorial and makes her talk to me about finishing spark rank. I'm losing my mind

Why do you expect anything remotely resembling high school level programming from the jokes calling themselves the devs? Every single card has been a "first acquire" for a while now, and it seems that got fixed in exchange for sparkles cosplaying zelda games

The priorities of the Arena devs be like

>Implementing ways to rig games to gaslight people into thinking they need to spend money
>Implementing ways to make the game more expensive
>Making sure the back end code performs actions that are consistent with what the cards say
>Making sure secondary non-game related elements are functional

[Snoot Boops]

引用自 Thorbalt：

引用自 ＯＮＹＸ：

have you seen their official discord? the mods there will say its a "conspiracy theory" and mute you for 6 hours if you say anything about the game that they don't like or agree with.

already banned there for basically that

one of them muted me for something i didn't do so i just reacted to the post with a clown emote and didn't say anything at all. got an 8 hour mute from the discord over an emoji. dude really ran back to look at past conversations to look for an emote. its really sad they have mods there on an official server that act like 5 year olds. it's not even a reddit server. its the legit wotc magic discord.

[Thorbalt]

引用自 STAW PRATENUM：

引用自 Thorbalt：

Why do you expect anything remotely resembling high school level programming from the jokes calling themselves the devs? Every single card has been a "first acquire" for a while now, and it seems that got fixed in exchange for sparkles cosplaying zelda games

The priorities of the Arena devs be like

>Implementing ways to rig games to gaslight people into thinking they need to spend money
>Implementing ways to make the game more expensive
>Making sure the back end code performs actions that are consistent with what the cards say
>Making sure secondary non-game related elements are functional

You forgot adding animations (that no one asked for or wants) and more cheat cards (that no one asked for or wants)

[BANQUO]

Congratulations on completing Spark Rank!! You've done a great work coming into your own as a planeswalker!

[Rae]

I ended up going to settings/audio and putting voice slighter all the way left. Can't here her any more and not really enough voice audio in game to really miss out on anything.

[76561198247568282]

please, kill sparky

[ZgredPOL]

I have the dame problem with spamming Sparky at main manu...

[Tiberth]

Same crap, pls fix this shaite.

[TPman]

Came here with the same problem.
You think this annoyance is driving down their play metrics?
WOTC's known for their management-itis, so I wouldn't be surprised if the devs could fix this but don't want to take the initiative.

[tovie]

very annoying indeed

[maaverik]

You can at least lower voice volume on sound configs to make it shut up.

[LordoftheRobe]

引用自 Belly：

Everytime I go to the home screen (opening the game, finishing a match, navigating from one menu to another) the game acts like I just completed the tutorial and makes her talk to me about finishing spark rank. I'm losing my mind

not only do i have this problem but when i did a draft i went 5-0 and had my friend sitting next to me watching the game as well. when we left the 6th win in a row it counted it as a win and a loss.

so not only is the spark bugged but so is quick draft with literal free loses