What's Your Favorite FTL Event?

[xsaber999]

I know I definitely haven't seen them all, but even so the best by far was this one...

"What appeared to be a single damaged ship is in fact two ships that have smashed into each other... there is a flurry of comm signals and damage, and it's hard to determine what occurred. The vessels appear to be... Engi? They look locked together by the impact and can't free themselves."

(Engi Crew) Have your Engi crewmember hail the vessel and assess the damage.

- "Your Engi crewmember refuses. In a halting use of adjectives and nouns, followed by some animated holographic aids, the Engi explains the ships are... using each other to, loosely translated, "achieve a union." For some reason, this consolidation of ship matter sounds embarrassing and personal."

- "You elect to leave the two Engi ships... to their "business." After questioning your Engi crewmember, however, you do manage to salvage what scrap parts you can from the perimeter, even though you feel slightly dirty for doing so."

I'm so glad I had an engi when this event happened xD

[xsaber999]

If you didn't laugh when you saw this event, you're missing the right hemisphere of your brain. Or you're secretly an engi, in which case this matter is extremely uncomfortable for you and I apologize. xD

[Skinny Pete]

I got a chuckle out of this.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=453697600

[<-SHTF2-> ToBiden]

I think the engi virus event is pretty creative. The one you mentioned was amazing, too.

[xsaber999]

@Skinny Pete that ones pretty great xD
@Ryuu-senpai I MUST KNOW WHO CREATED THAT WEBCOMIC genius lol

[Biohazard063]

Dirty minds and everything about that event aside, the event is actually named ENGI_SEX in the data folders.
Here's the entire thing I think :

 <event name="ENGI_SEX" unique="true">
	<text>What appeared to be a single damaged ship is in fact two ships that have smashed into each other... there is a flurry of comm signals and damage, and it's hard to determine what occurred. The vessels appear to be... Engi? They look locked together by the impact and can't free themselves.</text>
	<choice hidden="true">
		<text>Attempt to help the ships by prying them apart.</text>
		<event>
			<text>To your surprise, one of the Engi vessels attacks! One ship detaches itself, surprisingly still quite whole, and opens fire - it looks like it's somehow identified you as hostile!</text>
			<ship load="ENGI_SEX_SHIP" hostile="true" />
		</event>
	</choice>
	<choice hidden="true">
		<text>Ignore the damaged vessels.</text>
		<event />
	</choice>
	<choice req="engi">
		<text>[Engi Crew] Have your Engi crewmember hail the vessel and assess the damage.</text>
		<event>
			<text>Your Engi crewmember refuses. In a halting use of adjectives and nouns, followed by some animated holographic aids, the Engi explains the ships are... using each other to, loosely translated, "achieve a union." For some reason, this consolidation of ship matter sounds embarrassing and personal.</text>
			<choice hidden="true">
				<text>Continue...</text>
				<event>
					<text>You elect to leave the two Engi ships... to their "business." After questioning your Engi crewmember, however, you do manage to salvage what scrap parts you can from the perimeter, even though you feel slightly dirty for doing so.</text>
					<autoReward level="MEDIUM">stuff</autoReward>
				</event>
			</choice>
		</event>
	</choice>
</event>
<ship name="ENGI_SEX_SHIP" auto_blueprint="SHIPS_CIRCLE">
	<destroyed>
		<text>With the ship destroyed, the remaining Engi ship hails you frantically and explains the situation to you.</text>
		<choice hidden="true">
			<text>Continue...</text>
			<event load="ENGI_SEX_SHIP_DONE" />
		</choice>
	</destroyed>
	<deadCrew>
		<text>With the ship disabled, the remaining Engi ship hails you frantically and explains the situation to you.</text>
		<choice hidden="true">
			<text>Continue...</text>
			<event load="ENGI_SEX_SHIP_DONE" />
		</choice>
	</deadCrew>
</ship>
<event name="ENGI_SEX_SHIP_DONE">
	<text>Apparently, you interrupted the equivalent of a "consolidation" of two ships that were using each other's parts to construct a new vessel. The Engi were not truly hostile, their targeting computers had not finished adjusting. There's nothing to be done about it now. You leave the remains for the surviving ship.</text>
</event>	

[kotamine]

Ram the b♥♥♥ards.
Yes, that event.
I love it.

[xsaber999]

Rockmen winning!

[Treble110]

I like the mantis ship quest. Because even when I've completely gotten rid of the other ship's oxygen, killed pretty much all their systems, and finish off the last crew member with like one health bar remaining on their ship the mantis captian will still be found barely alive and you can save him. Also, getting a fully maxed mantis is great

[Jersee]

(Engi Crew) Threat unresolved. Current Mission imperative: Protocol 52.34.

They respond, "Understood. Re-establishment of Federation highest import. Transmitting hidden base coordinates. Repairing hull and attaching ship to ship ordnance."
You receive a low amount of scrap and a weapon, your ship is repaired for 10 hull damage and a quest marker is added to your map.

Just look at all the stuff you get from that!

[Evilous]

Ursprünglich geschrieben von dog:

Ram the b♥♥♥ards.
Yes, that event.
I love it.

that is the best

[NinMuffin]

I love giant alien spiders!

[Famous Misandrist]

I'll agree that the original is one of the best events in the game.

[xsaber999]

Lol SPIDERS NOOOOOO

[jtheyounger]

Healing the colony is a good one.

[K̷̜̟̠̤̠͔yl͢i̛̺͙ẹ̱̼̱̤̞]

Oh Definatly

Ursprünglich geschrieben von NinMuffin:

I love giant alien spiders!