Maria Deserves the World – Her Jawline Is Sexy as Hell and So Is Everything Else

[Lillavatti]

Okay, listen up. I’m gonna be real with you. Maria from Silent Hill 2 Remake is a straight-up goddess, and if you’re out here hating on her jawline, you need to check yourself because she is absolute perfection from head to toe. Like, have you seen her? That jawline? It’s so sharp, it could cut through your soul, and I’m here for it. People trying to make that an issue need to stop and appreciate the breathtaking masterpiece that is Maria.

From the second she walks into a room, you can feel the electricity. That confidence? It’s so intoxicating it’s almost unfair. And don’t even get me started on the way she talks, the way she moves. Every little thing about her screams sexy, and it’s not just because of her looks (though, let’s be honest, she could steal your heart with just one glance). It’s the whole package. The attitude, the seductive charm, the sultry voice – I’m weak, y’all. Maria could step on me and I’d thank her.

[AquaryusDelights]

Hey, if you like the male jawline, then more power to you to be gay.

[Dude Guyman]

Original Maria: ~24 year old semi attractive but had a hard life looking woman.
Remake Maria: ~44 year old trans-woman who had to change into a more "tuck-friendly" outfit.

[phildor]

I mean, when approaching the steam discussion board for any game, you do have to consider the group you are speaking to: that they are, at least in significant portion, repellent to women. So, they need every video game portrayal of a woman to be their specific idealization of one.

Is it toxic? Sure.
Is it a little sad and pathetic? Unquestionably.
Do they have the self-awareness to see that? 😉

[XΞИOΛLIΞИ]

Indeed. Haters wouldn’t know a real woman if they came and sat on their eyeballs. Salóme Gunnarsdóttir wouldn’t have to ask twice to have my babies.

[AquaryusDelights]

Originally posted by XΞИOΛLIΞИ:

Indeed. Haters wouldn’t know a real woman if they came and sat on their eyeballs. Salóme Gunnarsdóttir wouldn’t have to ask twice to have my babies.

Don't worry, she is not asking to even know you.

[XΞИOΛLIΞИ]

Originally posted by AquaryusDelights:

Originally posted by XΞИOΛLIΞИ:

Indeed. Haters wouldn’t know a real woman if they came and sat on their eyeballs. Salóme Gunnarsdóttir wouldn’t have to ask twice to have my babies.

Don't worry, she is not asking to even know you.

Would be the best 2 minutes of her life though.

[👁️‍🗨antiparti]

She's cute, I was worried about leaving her alone in that hospital room, that's when I realized I cared about her.

[Black Hole]

I still prefer the original models, but these aren't bad after they tweaked them a bit, I think the heads on the females were over sized and just made everything look off.

[ᴘᴀʀᴀsɪɢɴᴏsɪs]

The original Maria was quite hot.

[Lillavatti]

Originally posted by ᴘᴀʀᴀsɪɢɴᴏsɪs:

The original Maria was quite hot.

True but i feel like its kinda generic like all the women in sh2 and 3 have almost the same face shape. Not bad for its time it was a ps2 game but compared to remake Maria.....nghhh i love her, shes much better in my opinion

[Harry Scrowtem]

Originally posted by Lillavatti:

Originally posted by ᴘᴀʀᴀsɪɢɴᴏsɪs:

The original Maria was quite hot.

True but i feel like its kinda generic like all the women in sh2 and 3 have almost the same face shape. Not bad for its time it was a ps2 game but compared to remake Maria.....nghhh i love her, shes much better in my opinion

Yeah, Maria looking like a goofy plastic surgery monster is such a better look for her, if you're into that kind of thing, ...I guess.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.flJ9NvFia7zxGr-G3URnGQHaD4?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

[Lillavatti]

Originally posted by Harry Scrowtem:

Originally posted by Lillavatti:

True but i feel like its kinda generic like all the women in sh2 and 3 have almost the same face shape. Not bad for its time it was a ps2 game but compared to remake Maria.....nghhh i love her, shes much better in my opinion

Yeah, Maria looking like a goofy plastic surgery monster is such a better look for her, if you're into that kind of thing, ...I guess.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.flJ9NvFia7zxGr-G3URnGQHaD4?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

What about Amelie from Death Stranding is she a "plastic surgery monster"?