I wonder who made this review??? :D

[AmAtic]

It's taken from metacritic, so I'm sure most of you have seen it by now, but I felt I had to share it, cause it seriously made me cry with laughter :D

"Absolutely and utterly captivating from start to finish, this game not only plays extremely well, seldom breaking the action for exposition, but it is also a stunning and innovative leap forward in graphics technology, it actually felt like I was speeding down the highway in Texas at 200m/h, and the blood seemed to real that I genuinely felt bad for maiming my AI enemies.

Story-wise, this game captures and manipulates some extremely shocking themes, and provides the player with several ethical and political quandaries and debates. The sex scenes in particular are rather tasteful and well-done, and the protagonist is a rich character whose astonishing voice actor only aids in the creation of one of gaming's most beloved characters.

In short, buy this game, it is one of the best out there, and one of the very few games that actually attempt to push the boundaries of what we have come to expect as gamers."

[BadlyAwry]

You just made my morning. I'll be smiling all day.
Just, wow.

[Mekanic]

wow....

[Amuze]

He should of added at the bottom; "The total opposite of this review is fact"

[Donoghu]

Poor Deep Silver who're publishing this game...

But as a matter of totally false information, Metacritic is showing that Deep Silver would be the one who developped the game, while in reality, it's Eutechnyx who actually worked on building the game. Deep Silver was just the deep pocket who funded the project.

As a matter of fact, Eutechnyx is not even showing the game on their own webpage... This shows how much they really don't want it to be shown...

They also never delivred even a demo to the reviewers...

I don't want to make assumption, but who else think that this was actually made by some kind of force... I wouldn't be suprised if we learn in some time that the devs. and the publisher were forced to build and publish this game by some kind of criminal organisation who only wished to get some money out of the market.

Man... Looking at gameplay video on the web about this game made my day... Not only I'm happy to have saved my money, but I'm also happy that I know now that any game(s) I'm working on as an Indie team (alone for now) can actually beat something that was out in the year which was sold for 40 freaking bucks.

I'm only sad that some people had to pay for me to know how much some teams/companie are not made to do other style of games.

I should REALLY do a video of me and my Girlfriend having sex with all our clothes on... I could even put it on Youtube with a big "For everyone" sticker. Might as well do some tomato juice filled psychic punches with my brother who's 2x bigger and stronger than me. How about a throat cut without any wound nor blood... Think Game of Throne would have lost some of its touche with such a display...

Everyone, we got the rotten game of they year... and we're not half way done in it.


==== EDIT ====

Okay people... I just got some informations that could explain why such a crap is being published like that... Actually, that game is part of bunch of 3 games :
- Ride to Hell : Retribution 1%
- Ride to Hell : Route 666 MC
- Ride to Hell : Beatdown 1%
The thing is that those 3 games got a scenario and basic concepts made by Deep Silver, but are made by differents teams/companies of developpers.

For exemple, you got the current ugly crap which I'm sure Deep Silver feel wounded to publish in their name...
The next title will be Ride to Hell : Route 666 Mc which seems like, graphically, it's a closer fit to the cellshading/cartoon look of Borderland.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoV03CZ6QgI&feature=player_embedded

Unlike the other one, this one will be available on PSN & XboyLive only...

The last one is still "locked" and not available to look at.

[Artemis]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Amuze:

He should of added at the bottom; "The total opposite of this review is fact"

Come on people, that's the friggin point. It's ironic.