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Jorkin' It Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:04pm
Goo NEEDS to be fixed.
I'm sure this is a problem exclusive to heavy as I have never seen any of my less dense comrades struggling with this, but I CONSISTENTLY get trapped in the goo. No, not in the way you might think. When I vault over goo I have about a 20% chance of getting trapped INSIDE the goo, like clipping into it and being unable to move. If I walk over it there is also a small chance of this happening, but not nearly as often as vaulting. This is a HUGE issue, as mama needs to be other places. How are my two submissive and shieldable, half-infantile, fragile, malnourished teammates supposed to play the game? If I am trapped in goo I can't bust down walls for them! How are they supposed to know where to go without me?!?!? Most times I get trapped in goo and they just follow me in! I can't stop them from flooding their body with teratogens, like gamer suppliments, BUT I can totally protect them from the other teams. IF I AM NOT STUCK IN GOO! If developmental psychology has taught me ANYTHING, this is the most critical time in their lives and I need to be there to protect them. I MUST help them resolve Erik Erikson's first stage of Psychosocial Development! They must learn to trust me!

In closing, if the bible has taught me anything, it's that my body is a temple that craves destruction and goo is the sin that binds me and keeps me from forming a meaningful relationship with God.
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Danvolution Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:10pm 
Use sledgehammer
+it's too fun
Oro Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:12pm 
FIX THE GOO
Jorkin' It Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:20pm 
Originally posted by Danvolution:
Use sledgehammer
+it's too fun
So that's the issue, I do use the sledge. Unfortunately, it takes a few swings to find the "sweet spot" to free you. Simply still takes too long unless you charge, but it's always on CD when it happens. x_x
OriginalBlue Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:40pm 
Happens to the other classes as well
YellowJello Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:42pm 
It also takes way, way too much damage to destroy it.
Oro Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:45pm 
Originally posted by YellowJello:
It also takes way, way too much damage to destroy it.

It's destroyed instantaneously by any form of fire.
Jorkin' It Dec 18, 2023 @ 3:27pm 
Originally posted by Oro:
Originally posted by YellowJello:
It also takes way, way too much damage to destroy it.

It's destroyed instantaneously by any form of fire.

Yes, let me just light myself on fire, what a great idea thanks for the great input.
Jorkin' It Dec 18, 2023 @ 3:28pm 
Originally posted by Yuio Onism:
Happens to the other classes as well

Does it? I wasn't too sure, none of my friends have been having the same issue.
Myztkl©-Kev Dec 18, 2023 @ 3:31pm 
yeah, ive gotten trapped inside the goo as a light, and saw a clip someone posted of him just walking against the goo and it sucked him in, and with a light you have to shoot at 1 ball of goo for 5 minutes to break it.
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Date Posted: Dec 16, 2023 @ 6:04pm
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