Angry Baron one shot thread xD

[𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖚𝖘]

I just got spawned fresh from hell dimension and didn't eat a bag of meat to keep q-morphosis at maximum the entire time... Percy got me one shoted by a circular saw as their literal first move after me losing invulnerability.

For those who are considering spawning as quasimorph in this game: the circular saw deals @#!%$^ damage and crits @#^&#@!$ ALL THE TIME. The highest you can reasonably get your health - even with boost from eating freaky human organs, is 400.

This CUTTER is a one-shot weapon and there's no demon armor/ability that can stop it and there is no possible way to consistently avoid it. The devs are aware that one-shotting is a serious issue for Quasimorphs in the early/mid/late-game and literally do not care.

The only way I could have avoided this is sprinting behind a wall and trying to door camp the mofo. I guess I'll do that next time. The last CUTTER-wielders I managed to kill by spawning behind them and surprise them right in the pooper. But I was out by the third.

#$^%@# critical with #@^!#$& crit damage is completely @$%&%^ and there's no defending it. It's a guaranteed kill on baron, let alone a player.

*pause - picks up rocket lolipop from the ground*

I spawned one more run and tried to do the camp door trick - IT HAPPENED AGAIN. THREE TIMES TOTAL. This time the SOB got a FREE ATTACK mid-turn because I had the temerity to go through a door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sls2lOLxZq0

(Ps. This whole post is a joke, based on another post by Boner Alert, please don't take this serious. I found this vid in recommended, and the first thing that came to my mind was Boner one shot-vent post. ;D)

[Not Anonymous]

Didnt found a baron yet, but had bosses and they kill you in one hit too!. So I use all the tricks to get him before he sees me. Crouching to find out where he is. Breaking walls instead of using doors, using stun nades or improving my chances from afar by shooting blind from safety. Everything goes!

[Kerensky]

I was about to link the clip I made... but I see it's already here. xD

[Kerensky]

Originally posted by Rhonox:

I get your trying to make a joke. but just so everyone understands, the sawgun doesnt always kill on hit, but it has a chance to for sure. it will never kill a baron every shot. just because someone calls something an issue doesnt actually make it one, they just think it is. there are lots of other people with no issues with any of the weapons in the game at all. people are doing 90+ missions in a row on one character, surviving missions of 17k-20k tech, surviving sawblade hits and killing 12+ barons in a single raid. all of this has been posted on the discord

I think the issue that weapons have the POTENTIAL to insta-gib, apparently irregardless of health or armor.

Maybe it's just me, but I hated headshots and TACs (through armor criticals) in BattleTech, and it's the one aspect of this game I also do not enjoy.

I want to have a epic battles with bosses, not roll good RNG to delete them instantly (or on the other side of that same coin, have bad RNG and eat a 1 shot death myself)

[𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖚𝖘]

Originally posted by Kerensky:

I was about to link the clip I made... but I see it's already here. xD

Awesome clip, I had a good laugh. The saw blade ricochet was a cherry on top. ;D

[Kerensky]

I wish Barons left their bodies behind for you to inspect after they die. All normal enemies do, you can see the body damage they took by inspecting their dead bodies.

I would really have liked to inspect what happened to this Baron. Was this a crit head decapitation... or was it something else entirely?

[𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖚𝖘]

Originally posted by Kerensky:

I wish Barons left their bodies behind for you to inspect after they die. All normal enemies do, you can see the body damage they took by inspecting their dead bodies.

I would really have liked to inspect what happened to this Baron. Was this a crit head decapitation... or was it something else entirely?

Heh, you know the more I play the more I wish for somekind of damage log.
Like literally Fallout 2 damage log, to be able to read the details, when stuff hits, how much is absorbed by armour, damage roll, injury to the flesh etc.

This was the first thing I was looking in game options, to see if there is a feature like that.
Not a game changer, but yeah it would be cool.

[dyra55]

Originally posted by 𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖚𝖘:

Heh, you know the more I play the more I wish for somekind of damage log.

Logs are planned

[𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖚𝖘]

Originally posted by dyra55:

Logs are planned

Awesome ;D

[Deranker on the Tour]

I really love the idea of it though because it fits it purpose, what does the circular saw do? They cut things of course and if you launch it hard enough then it's going to cut your limb clean. The problem is the saw go straight for the neck most of the time. Out of probably 20 times I got hit with the saw I survived only 3 of them

1. cut my right arm so no masturbation then died because you can't hit ♥♥♥♥ with your left arm.
2. cut my right thigh and left foot I don't even know how tf my clone manage to sprint in that situation.
3. Try the saw myself and somehow it ricochet across the room to cut my right thigh.

I think the devs should decrease the decapacitate chance down and focus on other limbs to make the game more challenging instead of instant death. They are workers not elite circular saw shooters. Like the saw hit you and now you're circumcised; hugh stacks of bleeding or a permanent penalty that when you're running with no pants, you have a chance to get infected.

At least implement secret stat to the barons so that they won't get instant death from the saw. I mean Nobilis is a thicc strong boi so the saw will bounce off of his neck but he always skips the leg day so you can still cut his legs off.

[𝕮𝖔𝖗𝖛𝖚𝖘]

It's perfect gardening tool for sure lol

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jx-frsSYFsw