How do I buy Capcom?

[Magic Spazm]

I want to influence the artistic direction of this game.

[VDRSK]

You could buy shares and become a major shareholder rather then out right buying Capcom but depending on the company your influence may vary.

[Magic Spazm]

Originally posted by VDRSK:

You could buy shares and become a major shareholder rather then out right buying Capcom but depending on the company your influence may vary.

How much will it cost me?

[Jake.Eun]

this post is actual brain rot lmao

[Sad but Packin']

Originally posted by Magic Spazm:

Originally posted by VDRSK:

You could buy shares and become a major shareholder rather then out right buying Capcom but depending on the company your influence may vary.

How much will it cost me?

10, perhaps 20.

[Sel Und Irae]

You walk into their HQ and beat their CEO with wads of cash till he submits to your authority.

[Reggie]

Originally posted by Magic Spazm:

Originally posted by VDRSK:

You could buy shares and become a major shareholder rather then out right buying Capcom but depending on the company your influence may vary.

How much will it cost me?

Simple, just take your pocket money into their HQ and inform them you now run the show, and then you can do what you like, until you wake up

[Magic Spazm]

Originally posted by Sel Und Irae:

You walk into their HQ and beat their CEO with wads of cash till he submits to your authority.

Ah good, then I can finally have them create a DLC where we fight time ninjas so we can get our hands on a nuclear bomb.

[DeltaTenNZ]

The key to buying Capcom is firstly imbibing as much DMT as you possibly can so you can have a out of body experience and converse with a Yeti/Alien hybrid.
Who will give you a secret code that if spoken out loud in front of the CEO will make him give you control of the company, and also probably give you the keys to his Honda Civic and a brick of cocaine.
Results may vary based on how much DMT you imbibe

[Magic Spazm]

Originally posted by Delta One Zero:

The key to buying Capcom is firstly imbibing as much DMT as you possibly can so you can have a out of body experience and converse with a Yeti/Alien hybrid.
Who will give you a secret code that if spoken out loud in front of the CEO will make him give you control of the company, and also probably give you the keys to his Honda Civic and a brick of cocaine.
Results may vary based on how much DMT you imbibe

I hear that Honda Civics have very good fuel mileage.

[Senki]

just go to the store and put it in the bag

[Bill]

Can i borrow some money bruh?

[Magic Spazm]

Originally posted by Civilization:

Can i borrow some money bruh?

No I need it to buy Capcom so I can add golf minigames to Dragons Dogma 2

[VDRSK]

Originally posted by Magic Spazm:

No I need it to buy Capcom so I can add golf minigames to Dragons Dogma 2

I didn't realise I was witnessing the start of the most noblest cause.

[DeltaTenNZ]

Originally posted by Magic Spazm:

Originally posted by Civilization:

Can i borrow some money bruh?

No I need it to buy Capcom so I can add golf minigames to Dragons Dogma 2

Be nice if we could get a medieval Joe Rogan-esque character for Dragons Dogma 2 too, who happens to sell DMT/Ayahuasca, Cigars, and the odd Joint although I suppose catnip would suffice for the Khajiit... I mean Battahi (DD2 better have its own version of M'aiq the Liar.)

[Bill]

Originally posted by Magic Spazm:

Originally posted by Civilization:

Can i borrow some money bruh?

No I need it to buy Capcom so I can add golf minigames to Dragons Dogma 2

I thought that was a standard feature of any AAA title these days...