SEX SCENE IS A LIE

[Grizzly]

GUYS DO NOT PAY 20K TO HAVE SEX AT THE BROTHEL IT JUST SKIP TIME TO MORNING YOU DONT SEE ♥♥♥♥.

[Monstreek]

Was going to buy the game but this is dealbreaker for me.

[Trip]

You where expecting to see a penis in 4K?

[Red Dragon]

...what does it do though? Gameplay-mechanics-wise?

Or is it just in the game to scam incels and laugh at them?

[Rainbow Jeremy]

Blackrock can't greenlight actual sex scenes unless there is a groid or bear involved, that's all that makes the tiny hat ♥♥♥♥♥ twitch.

[Ps4 Deadman]

+10 to retardation

[Sel Und Irae]

No game has the full details, They aren't gunna let you press A to Pound.

[CountCapacollo]

Originally posted by Grizzly:

GUYS DO NOT PAY 20K TO HAVE SEX AT THE BROTHEL IT JUST SKIP TIME TO MORNING YOU DONT SEE ♥♥♥♥.

Play a different game if you want that, degenerate.

[CountCapacollo]

Originally posted by Sel Und Irae:

No game has the full details, They aren't gunna let you press A to Pound.

That's actually funny as hell.

[ベル・ムーン]

Guess yall gota go back to skyrim modded for that, smh.

[K.I.L.E.R]

I was hoping feet were involved!

[Red Dragon]

Originally posted by groovy:

Originally posted by Sel Und Irae:

No game has the full details, They aren't gunna let you press A to Pound.

That's actually funny as hell.

Didn't the ancient God of War 1 do that in the very first scene of the game to establish what a half-godly chad you are? There were two women in bed and the camera then cut to a table next to the bed with a vase on it and then you'd do a mini-game (or was it just "pump the A button"?) till the vase dropped on the floor. Brilliant.

Also anyone remember the "hot coffee mod" outrage? Damn I'm old.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Sel Und Irae:

No game has the full details, They aren't gunna let you press A to Pound.

That is down right false. There are plenty of... Games...? That do.
I wouldn't expect it from a triple A title though.

[Humble]

Originally posted by Sel Und Irae:

No game has the full details, They aren't gunna let you press A to Pound.

That's would be awesome, try to make sure press A to correct speed to keep women enjoy and happy so they want to do it again.

[Settings]

Originally posted by Sel Und Irae:

No game has the full details, They aren't gunna let you press A to Pound.

God of War did.....

[Scepter]

Originally posted by Sel Und Irae:

No game has the full details, They aren't gunna let you press A to Pound.

turn your game filter off on steam. it'll blow your mind lol