Sir Stretchalot – The Plight of the Elves is a lewd adventure RPG about Sir Stretchalot’s battle with the dreadful Butt Breakers and s t r e c h i n g eleven hotties!

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As Sir Stretchalot recounts the last five days to his beloved Horse, he must s t r e t c h “iron doors”, “hotties” and “dangerous creatures” alike.

Most of his recollection is comprised of reading dialogue, not unlike a visual novel. Although Stretchalot must make difficult decisions as a professional stretcher, their actual impact on the outcome of the story or gameplay is minimal. Throughout the game are combat, stealth, and exploration segments lasting no more than a few minutes for variety.

Sir Stretchalot – The Plight of the Elves was made for [bass] men; it’s “little ass” this and “little hole” that. At least half of the sex-scenes are fixated on little elven [bass]holes, and the rest are a mix of deep throating and [yummy] penetration.

The artwork is wonderful, two thumbs up. Watching elven hotties “wink” and “loosen” their [bung]holes excited me every time. Sexual content is uncommon, but when it plays it’s solid.

Sir Strechalot’s shenanigans made me laugh out loud with crude and silly humor. The gameplay and supporting cast are skin deep, but the “elven hotties” are definitely worth s t r e t c h i n g! If butt sex is your thing, the artwork won’t let you down. No doubt, Sir Stretchalot – The Plight of the Elves is a worthy successor for the game that brought us the legendary Sir Stretchalot.


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Guys how to unlock final achivement please - The developer responded and this is a tremendous moment I shall impart advice on unlocking the secret ending! "Remember to talk to the horse!"

Great art, great game. Kinda surprised this doesn't have 50 reviews tbh

"I came, I saw and I stretched."
~ Sir Stretchalot.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOOP GLOP

It's a cute enough game for $5 for people who like giving butt loving. The combat is way oversimplified, even in the normal mode you have to intentionally goof up to get an end game through combat. The dialogue is funny, but there's maybe a bit too much of it? Cute characters, fun moments with them all, decent cartoon animations if short and basic. I don't feel like $5 was a waste of money on this game. Buy it with the original Sir Stretchalot for $1, which did feel like a steal, and you'll definitely get your money's worth between the two.

Play a stealth mission as a horse...10/10

I came, I saw.. Well, I came. But of course, most importantly of all, I S T R E C H E D.

For real though, how comes Mira is so adamant on genocide? Like Jesus Christ.

Its a fun little game, would recommend

ENG:
In this second chapter of the series, also a small RPGM, we find our naive and strangely-talking hero, Sir Stretchalot, sad because of a hottie who has eluded his stretcher skills and now, according to him, he is on the brink of "depression" to the point of wanting to hang up his helmet. So we go back to 5 days earlier and relive what happened through his eyes, and our actions, in order to "correct" when it happened.

As in the first title, here too the narrative reigns supreme, with a lot of dialogue compared to the actual gameplay parts and the spicy scenes, which are however very well hand-drawn and discreetly animated, not that this makes it any less "fun", indeed it is, but only for another reason.

One last note, the game does not have the Steam Cloud saves feature, however there is a gallery in the main menu, that can also be fully unlocked from there using the appropriate Unlocker. In any case, as the title is considerably longer than the previous one, the only 5 save slots available might seem small this time, and, in fact, they probably are.

Personal note: the best girl here is definitely Queen Avenel, followed by Mira and then by Ellanor, whose willingness and enthusiasm together with her dumbness are not enough to make her surpass the others, even if these are, for me, very fun and captivating characteristics when applied to some MILF here and there.

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ITA:
In questo secondo capitolo della serie, anch'esso un piccolo RPGM, ritroviamo il nostro tonto eroe dalla strana parlantina, Sir Stretchalot, triste per via di una squinzia che ha eluso le sue capacità di "stretcher" e ora, a detta sua, è sul baratro della "depressione" al punto di voler appendere l'elmetto al chiodo. Così torniamo a 5 giorni prima e riviviamo l'accaduto attraverso i suoi occhi, e le nostre azioni, al fine di "correggere" quando accaduto.

Come nel primo titolo, anche qui è la narrativa a farla da padrona, con moltissimi dialoghi rispetto alle parti di gameplay vero e proprio e alle scene piccanti, comunque assai ben disegnate a mano e discretamente animate, non che questo lo renda meno "divertente", anzi, lo è, ma solo per un altro motivo.

Un'ultima nota, il gioco non dispone dei salvataggi su Steam Cloud, è tuttavia presente una galleria delle immagini nel menu principale che può anche essere da lì sbloccata per intero tramite l'apposito Unlocker. In ogni caso, essendo il titolo notevolmente più lungo del precedente, i soli 5 slot di salvataggio disponibili potrebbero sembrare pochini questa volta, e, in effetti, probabilmente lo sono.

Nota personale: la best girl qui è sicuramente la regina Avenel, seguita da Mira e poi da Ellanor, la cui volenterosità ed entusiasmo unitamente alla tontaggine non bastano a farle sorpassare le altre, anche se si tratta di caratteristiche per me molto divertenti e accattivanti quando applicate a delle MILF qui e là.