Why Resident Evil 4 is proof that Japan betrayed us

[inpurpleshadows]

If you're a based sigma male like me, you have probably made the very smart and intelligent decision to avoid any woke games, no matter the cost. Two tricks me and other free-thinkers have made is by thinking the exact same way as anti-woke Youtubers as well as buying titles exclusively from Japanese developers. However, with Japan leaning into wokeness every day, I've realized that the country can no longer be trusted, and the Resident Evil 4 Remake is proof of that. Now, I've never played the OG Resident Evil 4 before, but based on what somebody else told me, I can assume it was very anti-woke and praised the glorious US government. Though, upon my playthrough of the demo, I was hit with a bombshell so woke, that it made blind people wake up. I took a quick look at Leon Kennedy's character model, and it looked off. "He" wasn't a big buff male and had some feminine features on "his" face and all over the rest of "his" body. Not only that, but I swear I saw some small breasts on Leon's "male" physique. Why do I keep putting quotations over masculine pronouns? Well, if you haven't figured it out, Leon is too twinkish to be a cis male which was an automatic turn on- I mean turn off. Ashley is also too unrealistic in her proportions, her boobs are too small and she wears too much clothing. I wonder if this could be an attempt to appeal to the woke and tolerant left. The gameplay itself also sucks and isn't even scary. I should also mention the unrealistic graphics which look like complete crap. Oh, and Chris is also gay. Just thought I should mention that.

It's a real shame to see that Capcom ruined a beloved classic by introducing all of this woke stuff. Thankfully, there is a non-woke alternative to the Resident Evil 4 Remake (more like Resident Bowel 4). I am, of course, referring to the indie masterpiece known as Garten of BanBan. It's well-known that indie developers are not following the same woke crowd the triple-AAA industry is appealing to. Sure, there are some woke indie blunders like Minecrap and Undermid, but Garten of BanBan is proof that no wokeness is the key to a game's success. Garten of BanBan is a truly amazing title, with well-developed characters and a story so emotional and deep that it puts the FNAF lore to shame. The game itself is also really scary, getting chased by Jumbo Josh had me on the edge of my seat. The gameplay is what I can only describe as incredible, the drone mechanic in particular was a very innovative feature. And best of all, Garten of BanBan isn't a sordid walking simulator unlike the fur-bait that's Indigo Park.

TLDR; Ignore this woke trash and play Garten of BanBan instead.

[LXT]

XD

[Seamus]

Well that was a stupid block of text.

[inpurpleshadows]

Originally posted by Seamus:

Well that was a stupid block of text.

*smart

[The Sneaky Sniffer]

even though this is bait i gotta admit this is funny asf

[2D神]

Stop reading after this "Now, I've never played the OG Resident Evil 4 before, but based on what somebody else told me" If you want Jester, all you gotta do is asked. Why even make the effort in writing an essay.

[Holy Fool Sehrael]

Originally posted by 2D神:

Stop reading after this "Now, I've never played the OG Resident Evil 4 before, but based on what somebody else told me" If you want Jester, all you gotta do is asked. Why even make the effort in writing an essay.

I stopped reading right after the first sentence xD

[loshmy]

This text is as stupid as wokees themselves...

[LearnedAndVile]

Nice ♥♥♥♥-posting

[Summerland]

This was pretty stupid. I played OG and there is nothing Woke here, and I am pretty anti-woke. Pretty sure it was meant as a joke

[Prismatic Lollipop]

Suzi was right when she said the RE community has too many toxic pricks.

[THE VERY REVEREND MISTER BONK]

Originally posted by Prismatic Lollipop:

Suzi was right when she said the RE community has too many toxic pricks.

she?

[Nangi]

Who?

[Purple Sauce]

Originally posted by Holy Fool Sehrael:

Originally posted by 2D神:

Stop reading after this "Now, I've never played the OG Resident Evil 4 before, but based on what somebody else told me" If you want Jester, all you gotta do is asked. Why even make the effort in writing an essay.

I stopped reading right after the first sentence xD

Same 😂 Did this poster just forget that Sony is based in Japan or something?!?!?