Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of The Rings™ Game

Tales of the Shire: A The Lord of The Rings™ Game

FerusLeo Mar 13 @ 12:26am
Quote From The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien, 1937
"They are (or were) a little people, about half our height, and smaller than the bearded Dwarves. Hobbits have no beards. There is little or no magic about them, except the ordinary everyday sort which helps them to disappear quietly and quickly when large stupid folk like you and me come blundering along, making a noise like elephants which they can hear a mile off. They are inclined to be at in the stomach; they dress in bright colours (chiefly green and yellow); wear no shoes, because their feet grow natural leathery soles and thick warm brown hair like the stuff on their heads (which is curly); have long clever brown fingers, good-natured faces, and laugh deep fruity laughs (especially after dinner, which they have twice a day when they can get it). Now you know enough to go on with."

Now you know enough to go on with. NOW YOU KNOW ENOUGH TO GO ON WITH. Guess what? Straight from the LORE. straight from the author who thought the above was all you needed to know about Hobbits.

Shut up you racist trolls. Tolkien would not want you as fans because you've clearly missed the entire point of his works.