Most inaccessible game ever

[Kapitein Gnapmans]

Why do I need to use an input device to play this? I don't understand how to press buttons. Game should just play itself without requiring any input from me.

Seriously though, these devs do not understand what accessibility means. This is not accessible at all, it is pretentious/artsy. Which I can deal with usually, but not with horrid controls which are just unnecessarily frustrating and tedious.

Even with just one button there are better ways to do menus, like hold to go back or have the back button to the side of a vertical list. Definitely not this.