My wife left me because of this game

To give a real review, the novelty wears before you even hit the review requirement of 5 minutes. The game starts with the most basic menu of all time ever in anything, and then you can't move your camera because you clicked on the menu and I guess that makes your mouse not register so you have to click back 'in'. I've never played anything that had that problem before.

The game feels like a joke mod you'd find for free, which is fine but this is $1. And while that's not a lot, the novelty of it isn't even worth it because there's nothing to it. You just go around shoot and add to a number. No leaderboard, no high score, no upgrades, no death animations (for the girls or you). You don't even get a bouncy dangle to laugh at.

I know you shouldn't expect too much from a game that's $1, but I went in knowing to have low expectations and it still didn't meet those already low expectations. Not even any settings. The most amusing part of the game is to find a sectioned off area and just shooting a bunch of bouncing dildos into it and watch as they bounce around. Is that worth $1? Not really.

i think im gay

boing

very good just add a leaderboard so i can compete with my friends

So basically Vladimir Putin trying to save his virginity from starved cougars by shooting them with dildos that shrink them, all while having an enormous boner. 10/10, I am horrifically erect.

Honestly one of the best games i have ever played, it brings me back to the good old cod zombie days. well rounded gameplay and balanced weapons. The developers need more credit as this game is awesome.

tf even is the objective

This is probably the worst game I have ever played in my life. Yeah, the girls are bad as hell, but that doesn't help out this game AT ALL. I wish there was more of a plot, you know some character development or SOMETHING that would actually make this game playable for more than 100 hours or so. I will certainly grind this game to find out all that it has to offer, but so far it's not good. I would definitely show this to my grandma tho, she kind've a freak.

this game goes so hard fr fr

2/10