This truly is a masterpiece.

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I'm flabbergasted that it's even free when all the garbage you can buy today doesn't even equal the fun you can get out of a satirical ♥♥♥♥post like this.

I still don't even know if Hyperpop is real or if this game is gaslighting me into thinking it's real but man, the game rules. I have yet to beat it though.

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hell yea, thanks lol

you can do it! mansion is pretty brutal, learn when NOT to take on fights and/or how to use your rmb to skip harder fights, and remember that the 3-3 boss is optional. there's also a shop right before the reagan fight at 3-4, so you don't need the rare gun from the 3-3 boss if you want to go into the fight with a good weapon.