This game is a total mess!!

[Seuchensturm]

Even if a game is for free, you at least expect it to work. At least somehow! But this game doesn't even work. You cannot play it. It's unplayable. You cannot even adjust the littlest videos setting. It has an absolutely horrible resolution. What is this? 720p??? There's no Vsync or framerate limitation option, which means it burns your GPU at 300-500 fps although the resolution and the graphics quality is shockingly low. You cannot rebind any key. It is almost impossible to even look around, because the mouse speed is so insanely slow and there's no way to increase the mouse speed, since there is no settings menu or anything like that. You don't know what to do or HOW to even interact with this game, because nobody tells you. I hit almost any key on my keyboard, but nothing happens. There's a door saying Start and End. No matter what you click, nothing happens. If you click the left mouse button it turns into red pen and you can draw red lines on the screen, but nothings happens. You cannot even LEAVE the game by hitting escape or something. There's no actually working menu, it doesn't react to your clicks. You need to shut down the game in your Windows task manager in order to close it. What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥???!!!

[J.C. Stripes]

Imagine being filtered because you can't draw a line

[Seuchensturm]

Ok, thanks to Youtube, I meanwhile found out that you need to draw a line to connect Start and End. But how could I know??? The game doesn't tell the player what to do and how it works. A very simple hint telling: You need to connect Start and End by drawing a red line, would have done the trick. Is this already asking too much from the devs? Anyway, since I now know that, I can also increase the mouse speed and quit the game the same way. But it still needs an fps limiter, an option to rebind the keys and it needs to support higher resolutions.

[IrishPub]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Cry harder. How are you this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mad and bad at a very simple game? It also does tell you how to play the game you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.

[lukasekprazak]

Originally posted by Seuchensturm:

Ok, thanks to Youtube, I meanwhile found out that you need to draw a line to connect Start and End. But how could I know??? The game doesn't tell the player what to do and how it works. A very simple hint telling: You need to connect Start and End by drawing a red line, would have done the trick. Is this already asking too much from the devs? Anyway, since I now know that, I can also increase the mouse speed and quit the game the same way. But it still needs an fps limiter, an option to rebind the keys and it needs to support higher resolutions.

Have you played The Witness?

[Funne Monke #SaveTF2]

I wouldn't be surprised if thats part of the joke

[AndroidDoctorr]

Is this genuine or part of the joke? No way to tell. Nothing is real any more

[Berahlen]

The game does run like ass compared to the much more complicated and detailed game it's making fun of, which isn't fantastic. I realize it's a high effort s***post and I love it for that, but it would've been nice to be a little less high effort on my own machine's end.

That said, not being able to figure out drawing a line between literal Start and End labels with the visible pencil cursor is pretty cringe, lmao.

[kelci]

Originally posted by Berahlen:

The game does run like ass compared to the much more complicated and detailed game it's making fun of, which isn't fantastic. I realize it's a high effort s***post and I love it for that, but it would've been nice to be a little less high effort on my own machine's end.

Thanks for confirming that it's not just my aging laptop at fault! I came here looking for ways to lower graphics settings and apparently I'll have to keep looking.

[Clean Kar]

"HMmmMmmmMMm.... A sTArt AnD ENd, ANd I caN DRaw LiNES, I WONDER WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO???????????" (bro can't play a simple drawing game)