Opening a fried chicken restaurant with Sancho

[teamol]

Sancho's room doesn't have bathroom, therefore she hasn't been cleaning herself for quite dozens of years, and oil accumulates in between every thread of her beautiful, yet now bit entangled golden curling hair.

She excitedly tells me her stories of fixers from the books and magazines, while I gently brush through her hair, breathing in the little vampire's dirtiness. Thanks to her powerful magical seal, there isn't annoying insects around even if it's not quite clean in here, but I still get to taste the tiny bits of compounds naturally formed on her hair after years.

Her vampire armpits also smell like passion fruits due to long time no wash and very long armpit hairs, the humid armpit hairs in the long sleeves of her formal, royal suits wraps the room easily with the nose-stimulating odor as if the overly-ripe fruits soon couldn't hang anymore on her armpits. Every time I smell it my head feels dizzy, and Sancho will come close and carefully asks me if I am fine. The stronger odor caused by closed distance provides me with ecstasy.

This reminds me that I can open up a fried chicken shop with her, while in the room we still read books and have exciting adventures everyday, I squeeze her hair oils out into my secret bottle and then send them to my chicken shop in the city, with her armpit hairs made into passion fruit sauce as side dish salads.

Fried Chicken with organic innocent vampire girl golden hair oil, never changing the oil too! This surely will attract many foodlovers in the city. I can also sell the fried chicken very cheap (Thanks to K corp), and have people in the back alley feast upon Sancho's majestic stinky smell too.

I am now planning the shop slowly every night after I put Sancho in her bed, stroking her hair a few times more, and then writing on my business plan. The shop will surely become reality later this year.

Today I come up with a great idea also. Besides bathroom, there also isn't restroom in the house. Once she leaves her lovely shoes away, and the real Sancho wakes up, there will be a mess. I think I should prepare for that first, maybe like some huge kettles and refrigerators. Then our fried chicken shop can also sell chocolate icecreams.

I am very lucky to be assigned this mission of taking care of a memory lost vampire girl. I am very happy now, everyday, staying with her, listening to her and going on adventures with Sancho. It's much better than my company. I will be here forever, Sancho, and you will be here for me too. I love you Sancho.

[Prabs Prettypaws]

Most people would say this is what no ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf, but I've seen what ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf, and it's worse.

[DreadLurker]

Originally posted by Prabs Prettypaws:

Most people would say this is what no ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf, but I've seen what ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf, and it's worse.

nah this is what ALOT of things does to a mf

[Prabs Prettypaws]

Originally posted by dredhedlurker:

Originally posted by Prabs Prettypaws:

Most people would say this is what no ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf, but I've seen what ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf, and it's worse.

nah this is what ALOT of things does to a mf

What can cause a mf to spell "a lot" as one word?

[Funk]

Originally posted by Prabs Prettypaws:

Most people would say this is what no ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf, but I've seen what ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf, and it's worse.

♥♥♥♥♥ PTSD is real

[Prabs Prettypaws]

Originally posted by Funk:

Originally posted by Prabs Prettypaws:

Most people would say this is what no ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf, but I've seen what ♥♥♥♥♥ does to a mf, and it's worse.

♥♥♥♥♥ PTSD is real

fr

I'd rather see dudes posting threads like this than simping for some egirl or becoming a gold-digger's meal ticket.

[DreadLurker]

Originally posted by Prabs Prettypaws:

Originally posted by dredhedlurker:

nah this is what ALOT of things does to a mf

What can cause a mf to spell "a lot" as one word?

me, also sulute to a fallen soldier, banned again.