Living in Ishmael's hair

[teamol]

I wish to eat pediculus humanus capitis of Ishmael. Throughout the long trip on the bus and the ship, her hair must usually be oily and dirty, hence a whole ecosystem grows in it. I want to travel there, awe upon the magnificence of nature, and how Ishmael embraces all lifes equally, kindly feeing them, raising them up. I want to gently pluck a pediculus humanus capitis from her fluffy, volume hair - actually more better, I want to become one in her hair. I will be sunken in her orange waves, where there is eternally the sunset, and everything is quiet and kind. The ocean will be forever flowing, and I will travel all around throughout my life, gasp upon her beauty as close as I can. Sail in the orange sea, there will be peace.

[Iggy the Unwise]

Cease.

[Minh]

Do not. Cease. No. STOP IT!!!!!!

[teamol]

OK, i wont cease. I will thrive like the pediculus humanus capitis in Ish's hair

[Big Mistake]

somewhere in the city, a Beholder screams

[Hazen]

Headlice are cute

[spookywood]

Man is distorting

[Am(e)phellice]

I read this like a prayer while listening to the catholic choir, I'm feeling mortified, distraught, regretful, reluctant, repentant, guilty, stammered, disgraced, ashamed, diffident, foolish, timid, uncomfortable, shamefaced, agitated, anxious, bothered, concerned, confused, distressed, disturbed, frightened, irritated, pained, plagued, puzzled, scared, tormented, unsettled, worried, anguished, displeased, aggravated, terrified, rattled, taken aback, degraded, dejected, dishonored, miserable, pitiful, submissive, worthless, wretched, crestfallen, muddled, contrite. abjected, defrocked, demoted, discharged, dwntrodden, mocked, tarred and feathered, desolate, despondednt, discouraged, morose, pessimistic, sad, very unhappy, destroyed, dispirited, dragged down, gloomy, heavy-hearted, hurting, low, ripped, tearful, teary, upset, weeping, hollow, devalued as a person, destituted, unverprivileged, deprived, impaired, afflicted, peever, persecuted, woeful, wronged, grieving, oppressed, melancholy, downhearted, WOEBEGONE, browbeaten, crushed, defeated, demoralized, heartsick, overpowered, subdued, vanquished, comfortless, dolorous, drab, drearisome, joyless, jarring, somber, sullen, tenebrific, wintry, in a funk(in a bad way), taken down, cynical, frantic, grief-striken, hopeless, shot down, strabilious, suicidal, chapfallen, foiled, frustrated, thwarted, worsted, dashed, daunted, deterred, dismayed, lost momentum, boring, dark, funereal, ghastly, gruesome, horrible, horrid, inauspicious, lonesome, lowering, lugubrious, monotonous, tedious, shadowy, murky and somewhat happy

[Sana]

i have just received 1 million white damage from reading this

[Hazen]

Originally posted by Amphellice:

I read this like a prayer while listening to the catholic choir, I'm feeling mortified, distraught, regretful, reluctant, repentant, guilty, stammered, disgraced, ashamed, diffident, foolish, timid, uncomfortable, shamefaced, agitated, anxious, bothered, concerned, confused, distressed, disturbed, frightened, irritated, pained, plagued, puzzled, scared, tormented, unsettled, worried, anguished, displeased, aggravated, terrified, rattled, taken aback, degraded, dejected, dishonored, miserable, pitiful, submissive, worthless, wretched, crestfallen, muddled, contrite. abjected, defrocked, demoted, discharged, dwntrodden, mocked, tarred and feathered, desolate, despondednt, discouraged, morose, pessimistic, sad, very unhappy, destroyed, dispirited, dragged down, gloomy, heavy-hearted, hurting, low, ripped, tearful, teary, upset, weeping, hollow, devalued as a person, destituted, unverprivileged, deprived, impaired, afflicted, peever, persecuted, woeful, wronged, grieving, oppressed, melancholy, downhearted, WOEBEGONE, browbeaten, crushed, defeated, demoralized, heartsick, overpowered, subdued, vanquished, comfortless, dolorous, drab, drearisome, joyless, jarring, somber, sullen, tenebrific, wintry, in a funk(in a bad way), taken down, cynical, frantic, grief-striken, hopeless, shot down, strabilious, suicidal, chapfallen, foiled, frustrated, thwarted, worsted, dashed, daunted, deterred, dismayed, lost momentum, boring, dark, funereal, ghastly, gruesome, horrible, horrid, inauspicious, lonesome, lowering, lugubrious, monotonous, tedious, shadowy, murky and somewhat happy

This is sus. Especially the 100% achievement completion on Ruina :D

[Void]

Originally posted by natsu:

i have just received 1 million white damage from reading this

nah man this is the pale damage type of shi

[DEMOPLS]

ishmael

[Histidine]

The real reason Heath stole Ricardo's hair coupons is because Ishmael asked him to

(well she clearly needs them more than he does!)

[DEMOPLS]

Originally posted by Histidine:

The real reason Heath stole Ricardo's hair coupons is because Ishmael asked him to

(well she clearly needs them more than he does!)

my man just wants to enter the world of the luscious

[Hazen]

My HAIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR COUUUUPPPPOOOONNNNNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DT]

I expect him to got ban from his last created thread after see topic and it happen.

It seem admin also remove his latest thread that got him ban too.