Mortal Kombat 1
Why is MK1 declaring war on the characters looks?
I really just cant get a boner looking at any of these characters, other then Kenshi and maybe Johnny Cage.
Отредактировано HomeDepot; 25 авг. 2023 г. в 17:46
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can we actually get Martin Luther King Jr in MK1, It might help me be able to get hard!
Just thinking about it I don’t think a mortal kombat game has had a president In a game roster ever 😂 I could be wrong but if it helps senior peepee good for u 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Автор сообщения: HomeDepot
can we actually get Martin Luther King Jr in MK1, It might help me be able to get hard!
Just thinking about it I don’t think a mortal kombat game has had a president In a game roster ever 😂 I could be wrong but if it helps senior peepee good for u 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please tell me you are mistaken and don't think Martin Luther King Jr was a president
Автор сообщения: Star Rain
You got it backwards, MK1 Raiden actually looks like a kung fu master, the old design was literally chef boyardee.

Raiden is not supposed to be a kung fu master, he is supposed to look and be the damn god of thunder, defender of Earth Realm. Obviously they decided to change him into a, well whatever he is supposed to be. It was untinkable to have a white, stoic man that shared wisdom, lead other people and instructed them.
Отредактировано Xan84; 7 сен. 2023 г. в 13:08
He's a god of thunder who knows kung fu.

Now he finally looks the part.
Автор сообщения: Star Rain
He's a god of thunder who knows kung fu.

Now he finally looks the part.

How in the world does he look the part? Because he is Asian? Perhaps that translate to a certain degree into kung fu but the rest? You have quite the low standards me thinks.
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can we actually get Martin Luther King Jr in MK1, It might help me be able to get hard!
Just thinking about it I don’t think a mortal kombat game has had a president In a game roster ever 😂 I could be wrong but if it helps senior peepee good for u 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Martin Luther King Jr.

President

SMH
Can we actually make Raiden black and make him resemble the "you should kill yourself now" guy, that is something I could get hard to
Cool and call him Static Shock!
Автор сообщения: Star Rain
Cool and call him Static Shock!
that was a cartoon show back in my time a very good one D
Автор сообщения: HomeDepot
I really just cant get a boner looking at any of these characters, other then Kenshi and maybe Johnny Cage.

They put all the women in High Heels. What more do you want?
Sindel will probably stomp on my sack with her high heels, hopefully.
poor home depot is senior peeeepeeeeeeeeee sad :steammocking:
Poor soyboy is insecure about his pp issues so he deflects onto a home appliance retailer
Автор сообщения: Antasmunchie
Poor soyboy is insecure about his pp issues so he deflects onto a home appliance retailer
See this is the problem with u steam community people and your lack for understanding terminology - a soyboy is someone who soils his pants and im older then u clowns so please grow up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I really just cant get a boner looking at any of these characters, other then Kenshi and maybe Johnny Cage.

They put all the women in High Heels. What more do you want?
To take their clothes off
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