Ambulance Life: A Paramedic Simulator

Ambulance Life: A Paramedic Simulator

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the gameplay is really bad
i've now played the tutorial mission and the first mission and i'm fed up... the graphics are jerky even though the game looks like ♥♥♥♥.

the controls/driving behavior is really bad.

cars don't make room. pedestrians run across the street right in front of my vehicle so the game ends because i hit someone. The city looks unkind.

why a character with a story? what does it matter if the person is single/divorced or married?! or what does it matter? i was called to an apartment fire... where is the fire department? why don't the police block anything?
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Doom Jan 5 @ 10:16pm 
It's awful, just another unreal engine asset flip
Numenorean Jan 7 @ 8:46pm 
There is some good here; but it is nowhere near to be shipped in few months.

To be an asset flip it should have a similar game with similar mechanics; I don't think I have ever seen another ambulance game with the same mechanics. Then if you call "asset flip" any game that use assets from an asset store; then we should close the asset store? This is why the asset store exist.... to sell assets so others can use them in their games LOL
Paradox Jan 8 @ 9:46am 
While the current review is justified demo's usually are of an older build of the game or atleast in most cases,
My worries are more aimed towards how the current state of another game of theirs is currently in.
Patrol officer is a game that is what, 4years old ? But that game has more bugs than i can count on 2 hands in the first hour of play.

They said they learned of their mistakes but i hate to say it, devs these days rely to much on UE
Originally posted by Paradox:
While the current review is justified demo's usually are of an older build of the game or atleast in most cases,
My worries are more aimed towards how the current state of another game of theirs is currently in.
Patrol officer is a game that is what, 4years old ? But that game has more bugs than i can count on 2 hands in the first hour of play.

They said they learned of their mistakes but i hate to say it, devs these days rely to much on UE

To be failr you are talking of a game released and done.

When a game is released is forgotten. Very few developers these days release patches for their games after a year or so; they move on to the next thing. It is the nature of the beast. This is why the game should be evaluated for what it is at launch and when someone says "buy it now, we will fix it later", I usually pass as I know that once you make the sale, you have no incentive to fix something.

And at the same time, if you don't make the sale you have even less incentives to fix it... this is why having a publisher is bad, as nobody really have any interest beside the intial rush of sales
boslog2 Feb 10 @ 2:17am 
why the females looks ugly while the men look good? Is it one of those male gaze BS?
Last edited by boslog2; Feb 10 @ 2:19am
Originally posted by Doom:
It's awful, just another unreal engine asset flip

yes you are a asset flip
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