I must say, this could be the best $10 I have ever spent, I have never been involved in the crypto currency world until now. This game turned my computer into a server farm to obtain the finest of bitcoins for Mr Boujin. Thank you to the devs for letting me see what its like to directly drink milk from cow. 2/10

Plays exactly how it looks in the trailer, framerate was choppy for me at least (older computer) and my milk won't stay in the bucket :c really interesting game, and you can really drink milk directly from cows!! I hope the creator makes more great milky games!

This game is the most game ever.

Very detail mr boujin 10/10 must milk again.

❤ Audience ❤
☑ Beginner
☑ Casual Gamer
☑ Normal Gamer
☑ Expert

☼ Graphics ☼
☐ Bad
☑ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Fantastic

♬ Music ♬
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ Fantastic

☠ Difficulty ☠
☐ Easy
☐ Average
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard
☑ Unfair

§ Bugs §
☑ Bugs destroy the game
☐ Lots of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☑ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing encountered

☯ Story ☯
☐ There is none
☐ Bad
☐ Alright
☐ Good
☑ Fantastic

⚔ Gameplay ⚔
☐ Frustrating
☐ Sleepy
☐ Boring
☑ Fun
☑ Challenging

۞ Game time / Length ۞
☐ Really short (0 - 3 hours)
☐ Short (4 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours (10 - 20 hours) [if you focus on the main story]
☑ Long (40-60 hours) [if you complete everything]
☐ Very Long (61-100 hours)
☐ Extremely Long (101+ hours)

$ Price / Quality $
☑ Full price
☐ Wait for Sale
☐ Don't buy
☐ Refund it if you can

I was on the fence about buying this game for a while, but I’m now very happy to have made the purchase. I thought that after a while the core gameplay loop of drinking milk directly from cows would become boring, but the game offers almost endless ways to mix things up while you’re drinking milk directly from cows. For example, each time you drink milk directly from a cow, the game tasks you with pressing a combination of 2 buttons. I’ve actually encountered three different button combinations while drinking milk directly from the cows.

The story is gripping from the start. The game places you inside of a driverless vehicle on your way to the dairy farm, and it leaves you with a lot of questions about why it is that you’re travelling to this place to drink milk directly from cows. By talking to the farm workers you can begin to unravel the mystery surrounding the place, and I am sure that it all leads eventually to a very meaningful conclusion in the end. The fact that I have not yet moved past drinking milk directly from cows to progress in the story during my play sessions is a testament to the longevity of this game.

The game is mechanically sound, although I have encountered a few minor glitches such as falling through the floor and plummeting into an endless abyss, and items needed to progress in the game being permanently deleted when you drop them.

There is no hand holding in this game, which is my biggest pet peeve with modern gaming, so it is a very refreshing experience. There is a brief tutorial, but luckily it was directly translated from Mandarin and so it’s impossible to follow. Any attempts to interpret what the tutorial means actually work out to be counter-productive due to the instructions being so convoluted and nonsensical. It’s just one of those games where you have to work things out for yourself.

I’d certainly recommend this game to completionists and speed runners. The unpredictable nature of this game makes it a real challenge. One small action can render the game unplayable and lock you out of achievements for unknown reasons, which does not become apparent until much later, forcing you to start from the very beginning. 100%ing this game hasn’t yet been proven to be possible, and I can really see the appeal in restarting the game hundreds of times to make it through the glitch rng.

Overall I would say that in spite of its flaws, of which there are only a few, this game is worth every penny. The game does what is says on the tin, but it also offers a lot of opportunities to go further than drinking milk directly from cows.

I say NAY! Canned milk is best of all, no tits to pull, no hay to haul, no buckets to wash, no sh*t to pitch, just poke a hole in the son of a b!tch and enjoy

The wife, she's more into these vidya' games than I am LOL (laugh out loud), sent me this game as a gift. She said that I would love it since its such an accurate portrayal of my daily life (I'm a farmer btw}. Colour me pleasantly surprised Mr. Boujin. To think one man could make such a beautiful representation of American farm life. The fact that Mr. Doujin even had the devilish cow tongues in action proves to me that this man has done his research. Farming cows is no joke. They are impish creatures, eating, mooing and more importantly extremely dangerous. Many a man have been killed trying to take care of cows before they were ready. This is why I always tell new farmers to start with sheep (sheep are a poor man's cow). I myself was almost killed when I impatiently moved on to cows, completely skipping chickens, SMH (shaking me head) :crying_cowboy:

Anyways, my wife said its her turn on the computerized machine so I guess i'll wrap it up. I give this an 9.5 out of 10. The only thing that could be improved is the difficulty of milking and depositing the milk. This game makes it far too easy. In the IRL (in real life), their are many more hazards from the cows themselves, to falling haybales, potholes, your own wife, the kids and so so much more. Either way it is a good game. You should buy it if you want to experience the joys and woes of American cow farming from the safety of your own home.

Despite the ear trauma from the voices I can say this is the best bit mine- I mean video game I've ever played!

GOTY for sure.

best drink milk from cow game ever made

Truely the best game of all time no doubt about it