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40 bucks?? what a fu
Hello Velle Cain I read your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Twitter and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't understand why this game will cost 40 bucks. Give me reasonable reasons to buy this piece of *masterpiece*, except for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sneakpicks where this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not "linear". Triple AAA projects don't even surpass such a ♥♥♥♥ as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 40 bucks at the start of the game, similar to the work of an African child who was taught the basic functions of a godot engine and sent to make a masterpiece about Eurasia and its values, refueling propaganda literature. Okay, I understand that at the start this game will be a whole nothing consisting of
-CREATE AND DRESS UP A CHARACTER
-INTERNAL CHARACTER PDA
-AN ANIME MASCOT FOR CHILD AUDIENS
-KILL AND CAUSE A TERRORIST ATTACK LEVELS
-Run around in a combat mech
But you yourself understand that 40 bucks is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ move of capitalism, like in the same Cruelty Squad when you invest in one exchange at the beginning of the game and after completing the first level you get what you invested in ♥♥♥♥.

Listen, of course I can let go of all the facts from above, only if you drop this game in the CIS for a conditional 5 bucks, and if possible 3 bucks, I don’t want to spend 1500 rubles at the present time because of the exchange rate, and i hopely ask u drop in cis game for 500 rubles and my 1 card from battleblock theatre, no no 3 cards and 300 rubles(also i can give u my tf2 items).

in general, you have time to think about it


edit: this game in russia costs 10 bucks(косарь российских рублей) so well heard me, all players from russia kiss my heels


In general, I played your PPR and I will highlight some basics of not buying:
-This game for beta males chudjaks as f
-game lagging
-the game is mine i deal a car
-there is no gorbinos quest
Last edited by Whiskey #KillTF2 :*****hearteyes; Mar 24 @ 7:29pm
Originally posted by sel:
Originally posted by WhackyCrawdad77:
Originally posted by sel:
ops post is such a cruelty squad-esque string of words

they should put this post into this game as a neat little joke

anyway, im sure it'll go on sale at some point. maybe 40 is a little high for an early access game, though;

the developer could have a brain tumor explode one day, and the game could be left unfinished as a result: early access is always a bit of a risk for the purchaser.
Guy who only ever consumed Cruelty Squad: Yeah this is alot like Cruelty Squad
nice cruelty squad reference in your comment
to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cruelty squad and get the subtle jokes and references.
Like in the video game, "Cruelty Squad", there are plastic figurines called "Chunko Pops". This is a subtle nod to the real life product, "Funko Pops", a popular brand of pop culture media merchandising in the form of vinyl figurines.

Similarly, in the hit game "Cruelty Squad" (2021), you can initiate dialogue with a NPC, who will then say "when the beat drops im going to f*cking kill myself". This is a a very niche reference that might go over the head of the average gamer. Its a sly, obscure reference perhaps relating to some kind of suicidal depression. For many people, clubbing is an unhealthy vice, and it may be hard to leave behind this said vice, as it is one of the purest forms of freedom, one of the purest drugs, rivaling even the white nose candy a suspicious man is trying to sell you. Going back to regular life after said experiences can be extremely difficult, thus the NPC commenting on the vicious cycle of life and non-chalantly mentioning self harm.


anyway, I just thought this guy throwing a fit and writing a giant blob of text over the game being 40 dollars was funny, and reminded me of the absurdist dialogue in cruelty squad. I also wrote a blob of text but Im bored and enjoy writing meaningless nonsense.
Sorry if I offended you by comparing something to a videogame haha.
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Atropos Jan 29 @ 6:19am 
I would suggest You to watch pain olympics
Piracy
Originally posted by Makka Pakka:
Piracy
NO STFU I ONLY PAY FOR LICENSE IDC WHAT THINK VELLE KAIN ABOUT PRICE! I NEED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME FOR EXACTLY 500 rubles NON MORE
tweaker Jan 30 @ 12:00pm 
sounds like a you problem there mate
Originally posted by tweaker:
sounds like a you problem there mate
LIKE EVERYTHING IS SATISFIED WITH YOU, RIGHT?
decizion Feb 5 @ 2:41pm 
Not buying this for 40bucks, no chance.
JCfloyd Feb 5 @ 4:46pm 
I would pay for it. It looks fun. I think the price should be 25 bucks though.
Last edited by JCfloyd; Feb 5 @ 4:50pm
Graknorke Feb 6 @ 1:04am 
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It should be £200 at least. Keep people like you out. Maybe accrue some capital before you open your mouth about consumer products.
Mrt. K Feb 6 @ 1:41am 
500 dollars at LOWEST. Bro, Maybe accrue some capital before you open your mouth about consumer products.
Ok I will buy but then I wont have enough money for GTA 6 and Fifa2025 oh well, sorry gaming industry, I guess you guys will need to sell your games for 199$, SORRY !
Womp womp
You misunderstand, the game won't be $40 to buy.
It will be $40 per minute.
The hyperneurogeist is undergoing catastrophic soulquake fragmentation, and you're sitting here fussing over this? I swear, the juvenile bio-forms of today have zero ultraconscious strata awareness.
Rugster Mar 11 @ 3:52pm 
all we get is slop these days and when an interesting developer comes along with a banger of a game, you cry about its sequel still being 30 dollars cheaper than most.

stuff cost money to produce. if you want unique games, vote with your wallet. you probably blow twice that much a week on drive through slop and vape juice.
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