Thought I'd play this and get 100% achievements, even though it is, sadly, Steam Profile Limited. Soundtrack is repetitive. Controls are ATROCIOUS - somehow both sluggish and too sensitive. It's made all the worse by the fact that one does not just straightly head in the correct direction, it constantly has drift. It's made even more worse by the complete lack of a brake/reverse button. The controls are genuinely so bad that the game is rather unplayable. The achievements for beating a level are obtained when you start a level, for whatever reason. Every second spent in this game feels like 10 has passed. The developer missed out on the opportunity to make a cool gory death animation for the saws. I was excited when I saw I was nearly at my self-mandated 60 minutes playtime so I could review it and be done with it.

TLDR; I thought this would be a quick 100% achievements, but it's been an hour and I've gone insane listening to the same 5 notes over and over and I'm still on level three because the controls are atrocious. I hate this game so much. 1.5/10

surprised not bad physics. the levels are not very difficult, but sometimes they will make you tense

Its my lovely Dooooooooooge! Doge is a dog, is a coin, is a person, is a game, is a LEGEND! 10\10 cuz DOGE!
P.S. Flappy Bird go for a walk - DOGE THE KING NOW!

DOGE TO THE MOON is a Russian shovelware cash grab, it's a basic 2D retro pixel physics action game trying to cash in on the decades old Shiba Inu "doge" meme. The game has you controlling, Asteroids/SpaceWar! style, a "doge", through a simple, badly made 2D retro pixel obstacle course. Of course this lazy mess was slapped together with GameMaker Studio from Yoyogames, where failed amateur game developers and Russian shovelware pushers meet.

From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.

A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result.

There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics.

The game only displays in 4:3 pillarboxed aspect ratio. It's possible they developed this using an old CRT they found in a dumpster, or this game has been specifically designed for people gaming on PC's from 1995... either way, this isn't really acceptable in the modern era of PC gaming.

Bewilderingly, the game doesn't include proper audio controls, so you can't turn off the annoying background music, you'll need to alt+tab out and stop the music using the Windows sound mixer. This is obviously not okay and it's unclear why the developers chose not to include this basic feature.

The gameplay controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers.

Some of the defects in the game can be attributed to the choice of using the GameMaker Studio construction kit/toolset. This is a very poor quality toolset favoured by amateur developers as it's cheap and requires little in the way of development skill, but unfortunately has very limited capabilities. Just as you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, you can't make a great video game if you use a terrible engine. GameMaker Studio is often used to make retro pixel shovelware and cash grabs.

These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.

Warning: Review Manipulation![mmofallout.com]

This game features a number of fake positive reviews from accounts known to be in the business of review manipulation/paid reviews. They're all written in either Russian or broken English, appear at almost exactly the same time, very shortly after the game launched on Steam, all have a direct Steam purchase of the game, and the accounts are used consistently to write fake reviews for asset flips and other cash grabs/scams. The "Positive" review score on this game should be disregarded due to this blatant, unethical review manipulation. This is done to deceive and scam gamers into paying for a bad product.

DOGE TO THE MOON is relatively cheap at $2 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, and the questionable ethical nature of the developer and/or their associates (as outlined above), this is impossible to recommend.

Bad hitboxes, broken achievements, broken 12-13 levels, they simple doesn't counts when you pass them

gg elon

Elon Musk's dog tries to solve puzzles. Nice joke.