Steam Community :: Cryptmaster

Bone-Dry British Wit Bundle!

Feb 28

Hey Doomed Souls,

My minions have finally come up with a way to attract more souls to my dungeon. Last time they tried to say a giant water park would bring in more souls, can you believe that?

The minions teamed up with Tequila Works and Suspicious Developments to bring the Bone-Dry British Wit Bundle! Aha yes, I don’t think you can get more evil and dark than being British.

Ehm let me read the bundle description.

Whether it’s the CRYPTMASTER nagging- [color=#Ffff00]Nagging? Who wrote this? How dare they. I will find out who wrote this and banish you from break time.[/color] you to suck the soul from this innocent husk, the guests at THE SEXY BRUTALE’S masquerade horrendously murdering one another, or the clever thinking that goes into stealing secrets in GUNPOINT, dry, British humor really just hits different in this bundle!

You can join my dungeon and enjoy these guests all together for 15% off. Get more souls or I’ll send you through again.
https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/50796/BoneDry_British_Wit/

- The Cryptmaster

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Cryptmaster Won The Indie Game Award for Innovation

Dec 19, 2024

Hey doomed souls,

My crypts are once again proven to be the best in the underworld by winning the best for innovation in The Indie Game Award (IGA)!

I would like to thank myself for the amazing dungeon that I designed and built using my developer minions, Lee and Paul.

If you would like to see my catacombs take away the win you view it here. If you only want to see my game take the award, the innovation starts at 38:40.

-The Cryptmaster

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Cryptmaster Steam Trading Cards Now Available

Dec 13, 2024

Hey Doomed Souls,

My minions have finally gotten through the Valve gates and Cryptmaster Steam trading cards, badges, backdrops, emoticons and more are now available.

They work so hard for me. If you have been adventuring through my dungeon then you may already have these special cards in your inventory. These cards are not legally rated for Whatever. Trying to play Whatever with these cards will result in an immediate game loss and the title of ‘I am a cheater’.

Please don’t test me. There are five Steam trading cards to collect.

Also my developer minions have updated the artbook which is now available. If you already purchased, you get this update for free lucky souls!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2952160/Cryptmaster_Artbook/

- The Cryptmaster

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Cryptmaster Youtooz Shoulder Rider Plushie Now Available!

Dec 6, 2024

Hey doomed souls,

My Cryptmaster shoulder rider plushies are now available for preorder.

How dare they insult me by creating such an adorable plushie. I’m supposed to be the ruler of the underworld! Do you think the dumb rats will respect me after souls receive these? I’m going to punish those marketing minions by sending them through my dungeon 326 times.

These plushies have been rumored to give you immunity when the undead uprising occurs… Do you want to test your luck?
https://youtooz.com/products/cryptmaster-shoulder-rider-6-inch

- The Cryptmaster

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Nominate Cryptmaster for Innovative Gameplay

Nov 27, 2024

Hey doomed souls,

The Steam Award nominations start now and apparently my crypts do not automatically win for Innovative Gameplay. I need votes from the poor souls that went through my dungeon to even be looked at.

Don’t they know who I am? I am the one and powerful Cryptmaster! I can create votes by raising the dead but let me try this marketing thing and try to play “fairly.”

Vote for my crypts for Innovative Gameplay or I will send the next ghouls I raise from the dead to your house and drag down your soul. Seems like a fair trade to me.

- The Cryptmaster

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Cryptmaster shoulder rider reveal

Nov 25, 2024

Hey doomed souls,

My marketing minions have done a disservice to me and partnered with Youtooz to turn me into a marketable shoulder rider plushie which is releasing on December 6th.

How dare they! I will send them to the barrier to disintegrate them myself for doing that to me. I am that master of the underworld meant to be scary and to be feared. To guide clueless souls through my dungeon, not some cute guide to sit on your shoulder. Apparently my minions said that they believe it will increase your spelling capabilities once you put them on. Can you believe that?

Here is the link if you are soooo curious.
https://youtooz.com/products/cryptmaster-shoulder-rider-6-inch

I won’t smite you for getting these on December 6th, but I will look at you disapprovingly like I always have while guiding you through my crypts.

- The Cryptmaster

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Cryptmaster wins Excellence in Game Design in DevGAMM

Nov 15, 2024

Hey doomed souls,

It seems that my crypts have been proven to be the best dungeon of the underworld by winning Excellence in Game Design in DevGAMM.

My developer minions Paul and Lee are super proud of my accomplishment. After all, it was all me that built my crypts. Don’t let them tell you otherwise. They are liars.

They would like to thank you for your support in my crypts. Bring more souls through my catacombs.

- The Cryptmaster

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Cryptmaster AdventureX Livestream - 11/10

Nov 9, 2024

Hey doomed souls,

My crypts have been invited to AdventureX, a Steam event dedicated to narrative games!

They have offered me some stream time where I can reach out to more souls. (You’re lucky I can’t reach through the screen to grab your soul). You can watch my minions suffer through my deep, dark, wet, underground catacombs as I have to guide them up to the surface to do my bidding.

- The Cryptmaster's favorite minion

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Cryptmaster AdventureX Livestream - 11/9

Nov 8, 2024

Hey doomed souls,

My crypts have been invited to AdventureX, a Steam event dedicated to narrative games!

They have offered me some stream time where I can reach out to more souls. (You’re lucky I can’t reach through the screen to grab your soul). You can watch my minions suffer through my deep, dark, wet, underground catacombs as I have to guide them up to the surface to do my bidding.

If you can’t make this stream, then I do offer a few more streams that I will be torturing my minions in.
11/10: 7-8pm PST

The Cryptmaster's favorite minion

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Cryptmaster AdventureX Livestream - 11/8

Nov 8, 2024

Hey doomed souls,

My crypts have been invited to AdventureX, a Steam event dedicated to narrative games!

They have offered me some stream time where I can reach out to more souls. (You’re lucky I can’t reach through the screen to grab your soul). You can watch my minions suffer through my deep, dark, wet, underground catacombs as I have to guide them up to the surface to do my bidding.

If you can’t make this stream, then I do offer a few more streams that I will be torturing my minions in.
11/9: 6-7pm PST
11/10: 7-8pm PST

- The Cryptmaster's favorite minion

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