DAVE THE DIVER

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Aerensiniac Dec 30, 2023 @ 10:35am
The only aspect of this game that literally pisses me off is the fish people casino - Card matching is fully broken
Why on earth did you think it was okay to make the AI cheat even on mid level bets with the card matching?
The AI just casually matches cards all the time that have been never flipped.
I am just alt+f4-ing now due to this bs, but i lack the words to express how frustrated this made me with a game i otherwise love.

What the ever loving * were you thinking when you put this in the game in the state it is in?
Its gonna be ok if the AI can see through cards and just match without flipping, i mean its totally not going to make people lose 2-3 missions worth of money each time due to your inability to code.

TL;DR: Card matching is completely broken. Do not attempt it unless you bet 10.
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Maroliver Dec 30, 2023 @ 11:13am 
I want to enjoy the game, but the more I hear, the more I think I should get a refund before I hit 2.0 hours. :steamsad:
Zammy Dec 30, 2023 @ 11:31am 
Originally posted by Maroliver:
I want to enjoy the game, but the more I hear, the more I think I should get a refund before I hit 2.0 hours. :steamsad:

Dude whats with you and the refunds??
Just refund the game and be done with it.
Don't moan on many threads about it. And what does this game costs, like $15 and you are acting like you are making a decision concerning your life savings.
Maroliver Dec 30, 2023 @ 11:36am 
Originally posted by Zammy:
Originally posted by Maroliver:
I want to enjoy the game, but the more I hear, the more I think I should get a refund before I hit 2.0 hours. :steamsad:

Dude whats with you and the refunds??
Just refund the game and be done with it.
Don't moan on many threads about it. And what does this game costs, like $15 and you are acting like you are making a decision concerning your life savings.

I'm just pointing out for everyone who keeps saying the game isn't buggy and is fine, other people keep posting about encountering bugs and/or cheesy mechanics that mess up the game. Who are you to tell me what my money is worth? You need to check your privilege.
Aerensiniac Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:17pm 
Originally posted by Maroliver:
You need to check your privilege
Your opinion was completely okay and fine up till writing this down.
I hope it was sarcasm that cant be detected due to poe's law. Otherwise dear lord...
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Rusty Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:18pm 
On the side I tracked it in an excel sheet and found the same behaviour. It seems like a more complex game of tic-tac-toe at times.

I stopped playing the card game. At least you can sell stuff to a shop.
Phantom Dec 30, 2023 @ 12:45pm 
Eh played it, just redownloaded for the DLC

The casino stuff is extremely minor



Originally posted by Aerensiniac:
Originally posted by Maroliver:
You need to check your privilege
Your opinion was completely okay and fine up till writing this down.
I hope it was sarcasm that cant be detected due to poe's law. Otherwise dear lord...

I mean I like to use Hanlon's law, but yeah... Otherwise dear lord indeed
Lt.Col. Anon Xer0 Dec 30, 2023 @ 1:17pm 
Originally posted by Maroliver:
You need to check your privilege.
Good Christ.
T͠ilde Dec 30, 2023 @ 2:05pm 
Don't flip cards that have not already been revealed and git gud at remembering where the ones he flipped are. If you have perfect memory the only cards he will get is lucky flips, but I can tell you you'll basically win every time if you have a decent memory.

You can always grab some paper and write them down as you go, too.
Apokalypt Dec 30, 2023 @ 2:33pm 
Originally posted by Maroliver:
Originally posted by Zammy:

Dude whats with you and the refunds??
Just refund the game and be done with it.
Don't moan on many threads about it. And what does this game costs, like $15 and you are acting like you are making a decision concerning your life savings.

I'm just pointing out for everyone who keeps saying the game isn't buggy and is fine, other people keep posting about encountering bugs and/or cheesy mechanics that mess up the game. Who are you to tell me what my money is worth? You need to check your privilege.

I mean, that is something you have in absolutely every game.... so just play nothing I guess? Well I think solitaire is pretty much bug free...
Maroliver Dec 30, 2023 @ 2:59pm 
Originally posted by Apokalypt:
Originally posted by Maroliver:

I'm just pointing out for everyone who keeps saying the game isn't buggy and is fine, other people keep posting about encountering bugs and/or cheesy mechanics that mess up the game. Who are you to tell me what my money is worth? You need to check your privilege.

I mean, that is something you have in absolutely every game.... so just play nothing I guess? Well I think solitaire is pretty much bug free...
I'm old enough to remember when most games that were released had minimal bugs and game breaking issues. The industry has gone downhill and so have expectations. Thanks, Zoomers and TikTokers!
'JJ Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:15pm 
i did it only 1 time with the highest bet possible and i won, was close but he maybe did that once or twice
'JJ Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:20pm 
idk what you guys' problem are. you cry over a memory game that i won first try on highest bet in an awesome game. you can also just ignore that mini memory game which has nothing to do with the main game itself. also if the AI does this twice or something its fine, can be RNG, more than that would be unfair i also would agree but this DOES NOT take away from any enjoyment of this nice game. i bought that for 15 bucks and played it longer than most games that cost 60. and MAROLIVER, just play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and dont worry about a card flip bug which Isnt a wideknown bug, maybe it wasnt a bug at all, cos i havent seen anything else about it. just enoy it its great. and game breaking issues what are u talking about? its a minigame with no relevance which is working fine, do u have proof besides 1 person complaining?
gak8288 Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:26pm 
I've stopped playing the card game as well for this reason lol. The computer opponent miraculously manages to get a match on the second try "randomly selecting" then never forgets where a card is a single time afterwards. If I don't get lucky twice after that I can't catch up and he wins no matter what. Even using the method where I only picked cards that had been revealed and never missed a known match he still came out on top after "getting lucky" several times.

But I never lose at the shark tooth game and rarely lose with the hermit crab so 750-1000 coins a day was plenty to get me through the game.
Sebine Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:32pm 
Originally posted by Aerensiniac:
I'm mad because I play the worst game in the casino

Ok.
Maroliver Dec 30, 2023 @ 3:41pm 
Originally posted by 'JJ:
idk what you guys' problem are. you cry over a memory game that i won first try on highest bet in an awesome game. you can also just ignore that mini memory game which has nothing to do with the main game itself. also if the AI does this twice or something its fine, can be RNG, more than that would be unfair i also would agree but this DOES NOT take away from any enjoyment of this nice game. i bought that for 15 bucks and played it longer than most games that cost 60. and MAROLIVER, just play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and dont worry about a card flip bug which Isnt a wideknown bug, maybe it wasnt a bug at all, cos i havent seen anything else about it. just enoy it its great. and game breaking issues what are u talking about? its a minigame with no relevance which is working fine, do u have proof besides 1 person complaining?


Originally posted by Sebine:
Originally posted by Aerensiniac:
I'm mad because I play the worst game in the casino

Ok.

Responses like these don't help anyone with anything and they especially don't help the devs sell any more copies of their game when people can see that the forums are fairly hostile to anyone who questions or doubts the game. Fanboyism is cancer.
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Date Posted: Dec 30, 2023 @ 10:35am
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