how to kill the baby

[train cookie]

if it cries one more time im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thundercunt it off a cliff

[sweet lemonade]

i recommend making peace with the baby and putting little toys on your bag for him to enjoy. also take him to a hot spring he loves it

[mccluckers]

keep playing until you get the mission where you kill the baby, best mission in the game if u ask me .

[Sevrojin]

lol. baby crying = falling. learn to walk properly

[--WDHC--xX_insertapcnamehere_xX]

aw nah the bb is cute u monster

[Bubba]

Originally posted by train cookie:

if it cries one more time im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thundercunt it off a cliff

Tired of hearing BB cry? Change audio settings to have BB Voice Output go to another sound device rather than default device. Example: if you're playing with sound through speakers change BB Voice Output to Headphones or vice versa.

[Graknorke]

have you tried not falling over so much

[Alabama Jones]

1) G to enter compass mode
2)2 to look at the baby
3)F to comfort the baby
4)W to rock the baby
and most importantly-
5) SPAM W to SHAKE the baby
If you want to screw with it for crying, there you go. On keyboard anyway.

[Chunk Norris ☯]

Originally posted by Gherst:

1) G to enter compass mode
2)2 to look at the baby
3)F to comfort the baby
4)W to rock the baby
and most importantly-
5) SPAM W to SHAKE the baby
If you want to screw with it for crying, there you go. On keyboard anyway.

LOL, I was coming here to write the same exact thing.

[Kel]

ahahaha I thought the same about music in the beginning

[azogthedefiler25]

lmao. I have never played this game but that was funny.

[ParasiteX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrHKJ4N74V8

[Vagrant]

Originally posted by Chunk Norris ☯:

Originally posted by Gherst:

1) G to enter compass mode
2)2 to look at the baby
3)F to comfort the baby
4)W to rock the baby
and most importantly-
5) SPAM W to SHAKE the baby
If you want to screw with it for crying, there you go. On keyboard anyway.

LOL, I was coming here to write the same exact thing.

Bonus if you use a PS4/5 controller with motion sense on. Then you role-play as an Australian hunting kangaroos with a boomerang.