What are your favorite quotes of Dragon Age ?

[Maitre Corbeau]

While waiting for Veilguard to release, i decided to replay the old games, and ever time i'm amazed by the little banter between companions.

Which ones are your favorite ?

One i like a lot, and makes me laugh everytime is this one from DA2

Isabela: I enjoy a man with markings like that.
Fenris: You've enjoyed many, I suspect.
Isabela: Where I come from, they're called "tattoos." Sailors get them all the time.
Fenris: Not made of lyrium, I'd imagine.
Isabela: Not a one. And the pictures are different—usually breasts.
Fenris: I suppose a pair of lyrium breasts tattooed onto my chest would make things
better.
Isabela: That's me. I'm a helper.

[skullymex]

"Change is coming to the world. Many fear change and will fight it with every fiber of their being. But sometimes, change is what they need the most. Sometimes, change is what sets them free."
For banter, my favorite is the ones where Varric tries to teach Cole how to tell knock-knock jokes

[Grimno]

Aeducan: "I saw you arguing in front of the mirror again. What was that about?"
Cestes: "I was thinking about chest scars. I was thinking about someone with them and started swinging my fists upon the mirror to try and strike them."
Aeducan: "You swung at the mirror? Was it at yourself? Why?"
Cestes: "I envision enemies that do not exist and try to fight them as if my life depended upon it."
Aeducan: "That is... unfortunately sad."
Cestes: "Nu uh!"

[AbyssDemon]

Originally posted by skullymex:

"Change is coming to the world. Many fear change and will fight it with every fiber of their being. But sometimes, change is what they need the most. Sometimes, change is what sets them free."
For banter, my favorite is the ones where Varric tries to teach Cole how to tell knock-knock jokes

I love that boy.

[AbyssDemon]

My favorite:

Morrigan: Have a care where your eyes linger, Alistair.
Alistair: Yes, well don't worry. It's not what you think.
Morrigan: I see.
Alistair: I was looking at your nose.
Morrigan: And what is it about my nose that captivates you so?
Alistair: I was just thinking that it looks exactly like your mother's.
Morrigan: I hate you so much.
Alistair: What?
Morrigan: Never mind.

[ArcaneSyntax]

"I once breached the Fade in the name of another, to serve the Old Gods of the Empire in person. I found only chaos and corruption. Dead Whispers. For a thousand years I was confused. No more. I have gathered the will to return under no name but my own, to champion withered Tevinter and correct this Blighted world. Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty."

It just goes unreasonably hard for no reason.

[Cutlass Jack]

So many to choose from. But this exchange with the desire demon from Inquisition always amuses me:

Imshael: Ah, the hero arrives. But is it a hero? Or Murderer? Its so hard to tell.
Inquisitor: You are the demon called Imsael.
Imshael: Ahem. Choice. Spirit.
Cassandra: Maker give us strength.
Imshael: Wait, wait, these are your friends? They're very violent. Its worrying.
Imshael: True to my name, I will show you that you have a choice. It doesn't always have to end in blood.
Inquisitor: Talk.
Imshael: Simple. We don't fight, and I grant you power. Shower you with riches. Or maybe virgins. Your pick.
Inquisitor: I'd like to be showered with virgins.
Imshael: I really should stop offering virgins. Everyone always chooses them, and I can never find any.

[Maitre Corbeau]

Originally posted by AbyssDemon:

My favorite:

Morrigan: Have a care where your eyes linger, Alistair.
Alistair: Yes, well don't worry. It's not what you think.
Morrigan: I see.
Alistair: I was looking at your nose.
Morrigan: And what is it about my nose that captivates you so?
Alistair: I was just thinking that it looks exactly like your mother's.
Morrigan: I hate you so much.
Alistair: What?
Morrigan: Never mind.

Alistair and Morrigan are one of the funniest duo i've ever seen in video games. I love hearing Morrigan snarky word about Alistair

[Maitre Corbeau]

Originally posted by ArcaneSyntax:

"I once breached the Fade in the name of another, to serve the Old Gods of the Empire in person. I found only chaos and corruption. Dead Whispers. For a thousand years I was confused. No more. I have gathered the will to return under no name but my own, to champion withered Tevinter and correct this Blighted world. Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty."

It just goes unreasonably hard for no reason.

It indeed goes unreasonably hard !

[Maitre Corbeau]

Some of those y'all posted don't ring any bell, i'm wondering if i just missed those, or if they were lost in translation

I should give them a try in English !

[AbyssDemon]

Originally posted by Maitre Corbeau:

Originally posted by AbyssDemon:

My favorite:

Morrigan: Have a care where your eyes linger, Alistair.
Alistair: Yes, well don't worry. It's not what you think.
Morrigan: I see.
Alistair: I was looking at your nose.
Morrigan: And what is it about my nose that captivates you so?
Alistair: I was just thinking that it looks exactly like your mother's.
Morrigan: I hate you so much.
Alistair: What?
Morrigan: Never mind.

Alistair and Morrigan are one of the funniest duo i've ever seen in video games. I love hearing Morrigan snarky word about Alistair :laughing_yeti:

They're like two siblings forced to get along. If the game had a getalong shirt I'd give it to them, and Fenris and Anders.

[Maitre Corbeau]

Yessss definitely XD

[Cutlass Jack]

Guard: And what are you supposed to be?
Zevran: We ser are the famous Broma Brothers from the Antiva City Circus. Surely you've heard of us?
Guard: You don't look like brothers.
Zevran: Are your eyes failing? Look at us! We are twins! Not identical of course, but twins nonetheless.

Ohgren: I'm the pretty one.

[Maitre Corbeau]

I **love** this one

[Per Decorum]

"Injured! As in me, as in Ow!"
"Ooohh... staaars...."
"Couldn't you crawl into a bush somewhere and die? That would be great, thanks."
"She was betrayed, as I was betrayed, as the world was betrayed and I will see her avenged!"
"Alas, so long as the music plays, we dance."
"Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! Trees are pretty! Tra la la."

[Per Decorum]

Sera: Dorian? Those words you say. What do they mean?
Dorian: What, you mean like "mendicant?" "Ultimatum?"
Sera: No, arse, when you're mad. Pish-anty cough-ass. You're swearing, I know it.
Dorian: Vishante kaffas. It's, Tevene, relics of the old tongue. We still use the colorful phrases.
Sera: And it means what?
Dorian: Literally? "You ♥♥♥♥ on my tongue."