𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐓𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧

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Where the Ale is Strong, and the Conversations Stronger

Tired of the usual chatter? Here at The Warden's Rest, we're all mostly about letting loose. Rant about your worst Dragon Age mishaps, brag about those glorious screenshots, or weave the wildest tales from your Grey Warden's adventures. Grab a drink, sit back, and let the absurdity unfold!

Need advice? Great! We've got... opinions. Got something to vent? By all means, lay it on us. Just remember—this place is for the brave-hearted and thick-skinned, so bring your best (or worst) and join the chaos delightful conversations.

Tavern Rules (Well, Sort of):

Trolls, spammers, and rants Light hearted jests are fair game—within reason. But personal attacks? That’s where we draw the line.
Keep it entertaining, keep it wild, but keep it (mostly) respectful. No one likes a buzzkill.
P.S. Steam Discussion Rules apply here too, so don’t go getting yourself banned on your first night in! We’re here for the laughs, but the Steam moderators do have the final say.

Pull up a seat, we’re open for mayhem sparkle !

No clue why I even wrote this, and who’s “we,” anyway? Just an incel cis-m.. old white fart old dwarf here, whose imaginary missus told him to go out and dig for some clowns. So here I am—beer in hand, ready for whatever chaos you all throw my way. Bring it on!

[Kegbelly]

i ll have a non hate filled tankard of ale please =)

[rolfvonsmirker]

Reddit is down the hall. You owe us a barve.

[Saerise]

Bellara just told me to "slot it in", so I think things are going pretty well so far. ;)

[Unplugged]

resetera mod? damn you guys must wear nuclear proof suits to even post around places like here knowing how fragile you folks are. I love steam forums, its like the old school IGN boards, vestibule and the like, oh those console waring factions, damn that was the golden era....♥♥♥♥ resetera by the way. and neogaf.

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引用自 rolfvonsmirker：

Reddit is down the hall. You owe us a barve.

Just remember, if anyone orders barve around here, it’s best consumed without swallowing! We wouldn’t want anyone to lose their lunch in the middle of spilling

引用自 Kegbelly：

i ll have a non hate filled tankard of ale please =)

Absolutely! One non-hate-filled tankard of ale coming right up, served in a freshly polished mug... no bloodstains, just a few mild toothmarks for character

引用自 Saerise：

Bellara just told me to "slot it in", so I think things are going pretty well so far. ;)

Looks like Bellara is ready to help you slot in some of the best beaverages all around Thedas! Just make sure they’re not too nutty—wouldn’t want any surprises in our drinks

引用自 Unplugged：

resetera mod? damn you guys must wear nuclear proof suits to even post around places like here knowing how fragile you folks are. I love steam forums, its like the old school IGN boards, vestibule and the like, oh those console waring factions, damn that was the golden era....♥♥♥♥ resetera by the way. and neogaf.

*𝕻𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖆𝖗𝖉, 𝕴 𝖕𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖓, 𝖌𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖟𝖊 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆𝖓𝖞 𝖚𝖓𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖞 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖒𝖘 𝖙𝖗𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞.*

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𝐀 𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞!

*𝕲𝖗𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖊 𝖊𝖞𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖞 𝖙𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖓, 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖈𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖘.*