Plants vs. Zombies: Cultured Edition

Plants Vs Zombies with boobs

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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Yokai Art is a phenomenally polished game that takes inspiration from Plants vs Zombies, but does not blatantly rip it off.

The art is simply amazing. Every piece of it has its own charm.

The game play is extremely strategic, fun and challenging. Don't let the beginning levels fool you, this game is no joke. You're not the only thing that's gonna be hard when playing this.

The game will probably take you 5-8 hours to complete.

The music is a Japanese style sound and though it plays repetitively, it's not something that you will get tired of.

The voice acting in this game is high quality. In the sex scenes, the girls don't ever shut up. They take talking dirty to dangerously high levels. If you have a thing for the Japanese language, you're gonna love hearing them go on and on and on and on.

The sex scenes are some of the most interesting things I've seen in any hentai game. You don't interact at all with the sex, however, you watch it like a movie. What's fascinating about this is that there are multiple angels that you'll be given while watching, so the sex scenes continue to keep your interest. The art and animation are exquisite. There's fluids that keep showing up on the characters that make everything more arousing. You'll see tears, saliva, sweat and all sorts of other fluids. The ending to the sex scenes are interesting because the character is still inside of the lady, however ♥♥♥ shows up and spurts everywhere. The aesthetic of the women covered in ♥♥♥ is great, however it is odd to see the man still inside.

The game play is tough and challenging as I've said before. I really like this because I've always hated that hentai games seem to be made for the lowest common denominator. I play hentai games because I like tits and ass as my reward, but that doesn't mean that I want a stupid easy game. I despise when I see people say "just give me the sex". This has been my gripe with hentai games in the past, but I see more and more developers caring about the actual game play and Secret Labo (these developers) seem to understand this as well.

Be prepared to lose because you actually have to be quick to click and have a good strategy if you want to succeed in this game. There is a chill difficulty as well as a normal one, but I don't know what the chill difficulty is like. I do know however, that I really liked the normal mode.

Like I said before, the game is inspired by Plants vs Zombies and that means some of its elements are gonna be found in the game. Some of the Yokai enemies you fight (along with friendlies) you'll notice do the same moves as the enemies from PvZ, but some enemies do something entirely different, like the ginseng yokai for instance. The ginseng yokai walks forward, then eventually buries itself in the ground and starts catapulting. While it's in the ground, it cannot be attacked by certain attacks. This brings a whole new element of strategy to the game. You will see more examples like this as you progress through the game. It's all so very impressive how this team made so much original content.

Another way that Yokai Art is different to Plants Vs Zombies is how you get your currency to summon your yokai on the grid. While PvZ uses suns as currency, YA uses shards and flames. The shards are like the suns in PvZ, however you don't accumulate them as time moves forward, you only get them after either defeating an enemy or completing an entire wave. The flame however is something that you do get constantly as time progresses. You can only carry 100 flames at once though.

With these two currencies, the game becomes really interesting. With the shards, you can use them to summon friendly yokai to the grid, or use them to buy buff cards to make your yokai stronger (attack, speed, health). In the buff cards, there is an "evolve" card that basically transforms your yokai into ladies. These ladies are more powerful than their lesser forms.

With the flame currency, you have 4 options to use: Final Form, Special Move, Flame and Lightning

Final Form let's you transform one evolved yokai into her final form. (this costs 80 flames)

Special Move lets you use the special ability from your yokai that has reached final form. This includes moves such as shooting arrows in 3 grids at once to pretty much insta killing all enemies on the grid. (this costs 50 flames)

Flame is really good to use if you don't have a lot of flame, but you're in a pinch. Flame basically burns enemies in and around the grid you choose to set it off in. Flame continues to damage enemies for a while, so it's good if you have a difficult enemy giving you a hard time. (this costs 30 flames)

Lightning is basically a way to stop your foe for a while. When you hit an enemy with this ability, they become dazed for a few seconds, which means, they are not moving. (this costs 30 flames)

While PvZ had dozens of cards to choose from, Yokai Art only offers around a dozen or so. While this sounds like significantly less, there are some friendly yokai that have multiple stats to them. Sword girl (my favorite) attacks 2 squares worth ahead of her, has the ability to impede enemies, attacks with her sword and has the chance to inflict "weak" which causes that enemy to take more damage. Fire girl shoots fire balls like that of cornapult from PvZ, however her attacks inflict fire damage. There's also trap cards that you can buy through the merchant Like Frozen Lotus that freeze your enemy if they walk into it. Strategy is definitely, just a little different, but I feel it's more intense than PvZ.

Now this is where this game becomes really different from PvZ. It was only at the end that you faced a boss in PvZ (original), but in this game every new section has a boss, sometimes even 2 and they are NO push overs (PvZ2 had bosses after each section, but they don't hold a candle to these bosses). Each boss will continually test how good you are at leveling up your characters and how fast you can replace them. Each boss fight is a constant barrage of attacks that constantly force you to manage your defenses. One after another, your yokai will go down and you have to replace them ASAP or you are done for.
I actually died a few times because I wasn't expecting the absolute onslaught these bosses brought. Really good stuff.

Something that really impressed me with this game is the ability to toggle NSFW to SFW. Basically you could toggle between what you wanted when you unlocked it (when you go in the main menu, click the magnifying glass symbol). So that means that if someone wanted to stream this game, they could, because you can cover up everything inappropriate within the game. Another bit is that the sex stuff isn't within the story, it's its own side thing, so you wouldn't have to worry about getting banned for showing nudity accidentally. I really appreciate the devs thinking like this. I hope to see more hentai games to follow suit. The more options for us consumers the better.

I will say a slight negative though, there are some things in the game that are not explained, like for instance the magnifying glass symbol I was talking about. The game never told you that that is how you change the appearance of your waifus. There's also the food section and the unlockable tiers. These things aren't addressed properly in the game and so you might miss them completely during your game play. That's what happned to me acutally. But even with that information not being apparent, I still had an amazing time.


So I guess in short:
These developers have exceeded any expectations I had with this game and and just blew me away. I put this game up there with games like Mirror, which is saying something, because that was always my gold standard to what a hentai game should be. I anticipate for whatever new project these guys decide to make and am ready to buy day one. These developers have proven their worth and they have made something they should all be proud of.

Booba vs. Zombo

oppa gangnam style

like plants vs zombie .has a fun mini game in it

Not a fan of the outrageously sized boobs, but Plants vs Zombies in a fun anime clone is really fun to spend time on. The achievements aren't easy but aren't super grindy or make-you-want-to-cheat difficult. Great game to spend off hours on.

Fun game! It's a plant vs zombies but with boobs.
In-game events, nice CGs. Took quite some time to finish everything.
But to get all the achievements you'll need to get the DLC.

Great idea and well made. Gameplay is good, you essentially buy relationship upgrades with the girls for better base stats on them, with upgrades in match, they also have 3 forms (tiers) that can be "evolved" into in a match. There are talent trees, there are H non-interactive (I prefer this frankly) scenes with better than average voice acting.

People have said it's plants vs zombies, there's some truth to that but it's not a 1:1 copy and is easily worth 2x+ what they're charging. I don't particularly care for Chibi style stuff but the artwork in this is good, even the maps, demons, and screen transitions. There is care evident throughout.