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don't trust my time, steam kinda broke when I was playing it so its not accurate on how long I played
https://youtu.be/_habmh408Tc

"art game" garbage, a.k.a press the buttons to make the hipster dev tells his reddit story one sentence at a time. doesn't even have a functional gameplay.
I thought art games had gone out of "fashion" around 2012 but apparently no.
Don't waste your money

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I don't want to give away too much because one of the rules of the league is that you don't really talk about it on the outside and I don't want to get kicked out because I feel like these guys have my back and get where I'm coming from. I can say, however, that even though I wasn't winning a lot of the matches, I did my best and had fun. I tried and that's what matters, you know. All this stressing out about winning, now THAT'S what makes you old before your time, man. I used to think "I don't have enough time," "ugh there's never enough tiiime," "what if I run out of time" but I don't regret spending that time playing volleyball with the bros at all because now I have those memories. Being in a rush is such a drag anyway.

I first played this game over a year ago because I thought it was funny. But by the time I got to the end, I was literally in tears. It felt like it really struck a chord with me. That's not really unusual, I'm a pretty emotional person. What was unusual however was months later I was still thinking about it. And at that time I thought to myself "Wow this game really changed the way I think about things, I can't believe I played it as a joke and it affected me this much." And now here I am over a year later, still thinking about it semi-regularly, compelled to buy the game again on Steam so I can write a review to have on my profile. And then I played it again and still got choked up. I love this game.

If at any point during this brief ♥♥♥♥ jaunt you feel that the game's controls, themes, coding, etc, is a bit lacking... press on - its intentional. Once you're finished with the main missions, hit exit from the menu screen and hit "email;" there you'll start to understand much better.

Do not buy and play this game if you're looking for a super polished experience that relies on gameplay - this is a small (~2 hrs) passionate little project that focuses on narrative, touching on subjects I haven't seen in too many places and doing so rather effectively. It's a really sweet hidden gem and I'm very glad to have picked it (and Soda Drinker Pro, the dev's other project) up. I'm really looking forward to more games from this dev, as I'm onboard with it all past this!

I had no idea what to expect from this game but I am glad I gave "Retired Men's ♥♥♥♥ Beach Volleyball League" a chance. It is about sports. It is about friendship. It is about men's mental health. It is meta. It has lots of lore if you care to explore it. And damn, that ref is swell. I had a great 2 hours with it.

Got a seizure from the art style but i'm loving it

Gladly I brought this game! (One of the best experience I had in all my gaming years. This game do show that video game are the best media! An Ultimate one! story and narrative design are just brilliant

Chunky gameplay but... Everything will be make sense when you go though the game :D

I can't talk much about story that much since... "Everything stay in the league!" But it is great! So profound!

Music are just GREAT! nothing to complain here

Totally worth money :D

don't be fooled by the title, this game was actually pretty good!

I don't want to go into too much details as for spoiler prevention, but I suggest ya take your time and read all the dialogue, was a pretty good story to it.

Big thanks to the developers for a review copy as well. I have my first impressions run included - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn0Nu0uUxVg